Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

8.3 billion… cash!

Hi. Yeah, I just... I need a credit card, please.

it used to be carlan porti being such an evil yadwiga slon-inspired witch that sharon james had enough of her but she quit so it would be sylvia rishara taking those duties wouldn't it? yes it would.

I had no choice. I couldn't let them take my one true love away.

The Vandergeld Foundation's annual charity auction.

OMG Brittany you said it But you were thinking it

Chief, we just got confirmation that Burton's arrived at JFK.

Me, trying to get tickets for the Eras Tour

I checked MapQuest. It only takes six minutes to get there from here.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

We're going to set up surveillance...

It's mother time. Okay.

I got you, you got me. That's all the back up we need

I told you no one was here. See?

This ain't right.

Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!

You know what cereal I used to eat!

I'll be right back!

What, did you guys forget? It's your turn to host the slumber party.

Didn’t somebody tell you this was an all white party

Me and Marcus just wanted to thank you for the opportunity, man.

Squeeze me? Oh, no, you didn't.

Come on, just take it easy. Look, we can work this out.

When it's Snowing that's when I bring the ski's out

What's up? Y'all got a problem? Y'all want some of this?

Someone asking me now that I’m 30 If I have been naughty or nice before Christmas.

My God! Are you kidding?

- Yeah, 8:00 sounds great. - 8:00 sounds good? All right.

It means you're a total bootycall

Doctor doctor my wife keeps hallucinating fake chracters at movieworld Has she tried a virtual reality headset and rejecting your reality and sustuting my own if nothing tell her to see a fake psychaitrist

And braiding our vaginae.

You know it's filled with vitamin c and riboflavin

Okay, boy, playtime's over. Let me up!

Wow... You really are disgusting

of Hamptons Magazine. And this is our year.

bank recs on motherfucker

Okay, let it out.

Now that's what I'm talking about.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

She's a reporter.

I found out some interesting information. Ted Burton turned the tables on Vandergeld.

Look, after work, me and Kevin went down to the bar and had a couple of drinks.

When I touchdown In Colorado like...

she exercises when she could just get...

You really are Disgusting

But they both got a yeast infection.

My god! So what? I steal everyone’s glasses!

Sorry honey, only beef!

I just want to tell you, I appreciate what you did. That was real brave of you.

- What! Are you kidding me? - And death is not an option.

I'm coming nigga

Guys. I can't believe that you just said that.

"If We Don't Have Trust, We Don't Have Nothing."

But I got to dance.

That's hot. Totally hot.

I love u guys.... I love u guys

There it is, right there.

Damn little lady You sure know how to put it away!

What is all that noise?

What?! No one messes with my queen!

My friends when I decide to give a guy another chance.

Oooh you wanna talk about Lorna

you think we're going to go to the Hamptons with my face looking like that.

flash760 dadioman

But that don't mean I got to go with Buffy the White Girl Slayer.

You wanna talk about sperm..?!?! Gays in their 40’s

Don’t Hate Me Cause You Ain’t Me!

- Don't answer it. She'll go away. - No, she won't.

THAT’S FAMILY

I came to borrow the car and the keys to his house.

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Are you kidding me? Any man...

Isaac’s 40th be like

That's what I do, baby

- $3,000. - That's good.

Vandergeld's broke?

AND THEN THAT FREAKING RUSSIAN TOAD MADE ME LOOK LIKE LIZA MINNELLI

- What a sweetheart. - Here you are. Enjoy your stay.

Ease on in there, now.

- So what are you going to wear? - This?

Okay. Let me get you something else. Okay?

It's all about the blue economy baby

There is your ice cream.

Yeah, Chief? Hey.

Diablos señorita

Oh my god! I’m going to have a BF

Don't worry, I won't.

Yeah. Well, we're all grown up now.

We did it, right? Didn't I tell you?

Him and his partners tried to swindle a guy.

- I totally hate them. - Did you guys hear about Megan?

I am a white woman...

Can we get these fantastic supermodels...

You were incredible at the nightclub last night.

I was happy when I bought you at the auction.

you are about to enter the pigeon! the rulings are coo coo coo! the cases are birderies! the rulings are pigeon poo sausages! this is this coo!

So, I was wondering if you're not too busy...

Hold on. Hello? Baby, I can't talk.

I wanna know, are you naughty or nice? I’ll take that as a Naughty!

FBI RAID SUMMED UP “SNIFFIN’ CHICKS UNDERWEAR”

- This is no joke, man. - Get your hands off me, man.

Naughty or nice

VIP. Learn your acronyms.

I'm on assignment.

Joevszxcv Srvbm.

We got our knees done.

Big Dawg My Trainer

Giveaway Winner

Al ver un video de Cuchillo Eyzaguirre Limpiate Adicto!

That's my trainer.

You did it But you were thinking it

'Cause if you don't, you'll blow our cover.

Ooh pin the tail! I'm Coming, Hog Ass Nigga

Didn’t somebody tell you this was an ALL WHITE PARTY?

- Yeah, sure. A glass of wine would be nice. - Wine.