Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Daddy, why are you doing this?

They bought it. The FBI is packing up.

- Boy, you're really strong, aren't you? - It's from all that protein.

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What? No one messes with my queen!

I love you so much!

Yes, I remember

Unfortunately, I made some enemies...

Oooh you wanna talk about Lorna

A little cushion for the pushing.

Hey, bro. Go long. I got a plan. Go.

Darlings! Where have you been?

Yes, well, for inspiration. I want to look like that one day and...

Don't hate me cause you ain't me! And you can't be!!!!

Basking in the ambience

Dear Mr…. Westin

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What she means to say, honey...

ME? STRESSING?! ..OVER A NIGGA?! ...NEVERRRR!

Oh, my God. What happened to the sun?

I buy this beautiful dress, I get my hair done.

Are you, like, a lesbian?

I told you we should've called for backup.

We got our knees done.

Me trying to get that sweater on

They just paid us back.

I'm so frickin pissed

When I touchdown In Colorado...

Duh, it's totally obvious. Your lips went from Cameron Diaz to Jay-Z.

When you want Tacos and DQ but your wallet telling ur balance

Now Barbie's seeing double! Does she know?

We believe they are the kidnapper's next victims.

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and the limo will take about a half-hour. About 8:00. Is that good?

You know, that's a great idea. Here, hold Baby. Let's go, girls.

Faces pass And I'm home bound

And you should.

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Yes, I remember.

When my customers doesn’t come

Beautiful. God.

Hi, I'm Carnie Wilson before my gastric bypass surgery.

Damn little lady!!!

That's good. You want to dance?

Something that says, I'm not a whore but I'm not a virgin either.

Sorry. Better lay off the spinach.

So how'd you end up writing puff pieces for the local news?

Take it, Tiff and Britt. This is your verse.

Are you like a lesbian?

We can’t have love if we don’t have trust

Girl, we going to need some backup.

They wanted to stop off and get something to eat.

If I was cheating on you, don't you think I'd need more than two minutes?

Trump: Melania and Ivanka

- Fourteen. - What?

You think we are going to the Hampton with my face looking lik this

Your mother shops at Saks.

When someone suggests a 10-ingredient camp breakfast

I’ll have the chocolate. White meat only

See you guys on Monday.

Those skanks think they're hot?

Me trying to get tickets to the Eras tour

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No, my brother. You got to get your own.

Yeah. I'm not a Gay!?

You Really Are Disgusting

You hit like a BITCH

I got to hit this.

I always thought this was a joke Until now

Damn. I'd sure like to cut that cake.

- You must be pretty good. - I'm all right.

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Karen, what are you doing?

Tell me what I said.

but it is snowing up in here.

- Wait a minute! - Let's go!

You Hit Like A BITCH

If I lose this job with these good benefits, Gina's gonna kill me.

Move BITCH Move DOC

BUT YOU WERE THINKING IT!

No one's ever cared like that before

- Okay. - Dr. Phil!

What do you mean? I'm going to let you have it!

Ladies, can I help you?

Our intelligence was just a little off.

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You’re a pig. That’s disgusting.

makes me feel like I'm some dumb blonde with fake boobs...

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- Can we talk? - Of course.

Once you go black, you're going to need a wheelchair.

No. That's Kool-Aid. You Want Some?

I go to Dr. Dorfman. He totally messes up my nose job.

You hit like a bitch Come on

JWs when they heard about Russia Be like...

I am not making excuses. I refuse to believe it.

Oh, what a beautiful chocolate man!

- I know, man. - See? That's probably him right now.

Janet Reno or Rosie O'Donnell?

Honey, you're so barking up the wrong tree right now. Really!

- Oh, my God, Brittany! - You were thinking it!

Thats what i do baby

No one's ever cared like that before

who's filling in for jasmin trutwein? anusha pillay.

Oh, my God, Brittany! You were thinking thinking it!

What a beautiful chocolate man.

- Easy, Ponch and Jon. My hair! - Let's move it along, pal.

Hey, yo! You do that again, I'm going to bust...

It might be a pleasant change from all the losers that ask me out.

he been farting for the last 20 minutes.

Obviously, everyone has read the profile on the girls.

Wait. What's a B.F.?

Those are nice.

Cause you know I'd walk 5000 miles

- You want me to go for help? - No, we're just having fun.

You spend all day trying to find the perfect outfit.

You won't believe what I... What the hell are you doing?

eu sinto o gosto do couro

The only thing's that's going to be tight is my foot down your throat.

You Little Witch

Him! to the big black councillor!

- It's our jam. - This is our jam, ladies. Come on.

- What about these? This one's... - You bitch! That's so terrible.

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No, he's really not happy now.

The deception! The betrayal, man! You deceived me!

Me? Flirting with you? A girl? Never.

He called me Alejo No one’s ever cared like that before

going to a Hugh Hefner party.

Look, I spent all night talking about myself.

What? No one messes with my queen!

I'm coming nigga

- I'll hold it open while you put it in. - Okay.

You got the money?