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I KNOW! YOU JUST HAD A BIRTHDAY
The Chief is chewing my ass right now. I got to call you back. Bye.
when matthew says all he can do is trust im not cheating but he dont even trust me
- Do you think now's a good time? - Actually, it's a perfect time.
That's what I do, baby
Yes, he is.
Hold my dolly barkins
I'm tired of being your doormat.
Damn Little Lady
All night? Baby...
VIP. LEARN YOUR ACRONYMS
I’m coming N:$$a
Shiksa, Please.
We totally hate them!
- My God! - I hope she's okay.
- Get out of here. - No, seriously, listen.
Sometimes it's good for a man to just sit back and listen.
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Ladies, you know what this means.
- What? Now? - Yeah, now. We're on our way.
Wouldn’t want to miss a photo opp
But, yes, they're broke.
- That was close. - Yeah.
Your mother's so stupid...
How's that sound?
Listen. If we don't have trust, we don't have nothing.
It's all about the Benjamins, baby!
- Holy Christ. - Now I'm pissed.
Scar?
He's got to be around here somewhere.
When someone talks shit about Mikasa
Tonight
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- You guys, I love you guys. - We love you, too.
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- I am humbled by your... - This athlete's foot is just killing me.
when a guy is in a really bad relationship...
Here. Drop a couple of these babies in her drink, man.
I know you hookers don't think this is over with.
He coming, and he say...
Come on, man. Let's do this.
But it’s a must pay bill
And I just want to remind you that tonight's the night.
- Come on, Chief! You can't fire us. - I just did.
yes beryl oxeryl? what do you want? i want to enslave my oxen without hunting down bare bones rations.
You're just lucky we caught Burton before he could strike.
But my biggest crime is that I didn't tell you I loved you every single day.
- Get your hands off of me! - Let's go.
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I did this piece on Warren Vandergeld.
1976 1993
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we already gave to the united negro fund
Don't act like you haven't done it before.
NEGRO PLEASE STFU
Yes, actually I have heard it once or twice.
Me at the door of my event
French fries with lots of vinegar and a side of onion rings with lots of sauerkraut.
- Bye, Chico. Vamonos. - Bon appétit.
that she goes to Barneys Rooftop Deck Restaurant for lunch...
You're both fired.
Yes, I'll have the chicken. White meat only.
Liam?? …Yeah
I ask him to make me look like Gwyneth Paltrow.
I swear I'll shoot both of you.
We got our knees done
This is a long weekend. You better watch your back.
¡DIABLOS, POPULISTA!
- It's almost in. - What is almost in? Marcus.
Joevs108
Come here, baby!
Oliva Jade & Isabella Martha Stewart Broke or MC Hammer Broke
you might want to make sure that you get the right guy.
. .
diablos camarada!
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Sorry, I'm not interested.
That's not mine!
Hahah It be like
Oh não ele não vem mais! Oh não ele não vem mais!
Damn little lady You sure can put it away
A klept ho maniac
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and it's really obvious that he wants to be with you...
- Ma'am, I... - First of all...
You guys, i love you guys
It says Burton was a partner of Wilson's...
Oh no, we've been cloned!
Not if we don't get moving. Come on, let's go!
My God! What are you doing?
I know, but we don't want to interrupt the man in a briefing.
I don't have a couple of more days. Do you know who my wife is?
MapQuest said it takes six minutes to get here. I got here in eight.
What you gonna be doing?
He didn't have his colonic and he like pooped everywhere.
I don't drive a Bentley and I don't have a house on a hill.
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Sold! To the Big Back Sold! To the Big Back
This is really nice.
we dont communicate
Faces pass And I'm home bound
You guys just stay here. Stay here the whole weekend.
VOCÊ EM UM GRUPO DE DESAFIO DE 21 DIAS COMIGO, O QUE ACHA? ESTOU PRECISANDO MUITO, ONDE ME INSCREVO?
When you want tacos and DQ but your wallet is tellin you your balance
Pardon me.
tell Latrell there's an extra shower curtain in the bathroom.
I’ll pull off my G-string And handle mine!
My God, I need a cigarette!
- back into their dressing rooms? - I can't believe it!
Gentlemen, get out your wallets...
Vas con tu Hermana Y está con su Novio
You mean there’s egg?
I think you might have been black in a previous life.
When someone tells you don’t forget to wipe After you’ve been on the toilet
It's really not that bad. Just get some makeup and cover it up.
Yeah. Unless you know another way to make pavlova
You know the Chief's gonna kill us, right?
I'm just one big, emotional wreck.
Marcus Anthony Copeland ll, you better answer me right now.
Good. You can help me. Come on.
Es poser, pero le gustan canciones buenas
What is this girl, a track star?
And she’s all mine! I kind of have a boner
Oh No my brotha. You got to get your own.
BYE BYE KEVIN!
How'd you like to be part of the team?
Fo' shizzle, my nizzle.
w q
I don't know. Rosie.
From all that protein
Tantoz made the beat Tantoz made the beat
- Ladies. - Whatever.
Step right up and claim your prize.
yes beryl blumprette what do you want? i want to do some bowolalowowoowobuwiwiwookmcoboouhupering in bowowooeiyiiuepreprphooeriville's bonokkgohoobiwoowoewoueriiskits.
He's a man! He's a man!
Squeeze me?
I deserve better than that.
party
What are you doing? Those are the strippers, Raoul and Tito.
vernes! yes vernes!
I’m gonna write a letter "Dear Mr Tableau..."
Dude, my feet are killing me.
We could make the grab tonight.
Did you know oysters are an aphrodisiac?
The big, buff, bald dude with the fur?
Me when no one recognizes me after Girl Scout cookie season we got our knees done
My Turnnnn
Invitation my ass
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Hold on.
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bank recs on motherfuckers
I come in every morning and I look at the... You ever see Titanic?
I see, so you like rich guys?
I like a Ramona so much more when you are her… Like.. SO much more
You okay?
Well, somebody got to stand up to him.
I’m coming, nigga!
What's going on?