Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Right over there. Forget it, she just left.

- Do you need a tamp? - Heating pad?

Brittany, did you hear that? We're in the fashion show.

- ...beautiful nature. - That smell. That's infection.

You just had a birthday!

A white girl with a black girl's ass I'm t

Maybe you're just making yourself Just a little bit too, like, available.

Where are you going, big boy?

V.I.P., learn your acronyms

And don't forget about me. I'm Back Fat Betty.

- You promised to give us $5 each. - Stay in school.

I'm coming Nigga !!

Let’s go hunting

I’m tired of being your doormat

I'm so fricking pissed.

Here, yo, hold this!

I dont want to believe Michael Jackson keeps cutting pieces out his nose

Someone get this jiggaboo Away from me

Clean out his bag. Poor thing just pooped everywhere.

You are so beautiful.

Hello. Where have you been all night? I've been looking all over for you.

She got stopped by security at Saks trying to pull a Winona.

I'll give you something to shoot!

Invitation, my ass! They don't know how we do it.

Bout to get dropped

What are you laughing at, Denzel?

We? Kevin, this ain't about we.

When you show up at your crush’s house without warning Her:

Can you guys get me some Midol & a Snickers

Let me show you a little trick. Brace yourself!

- I can't believe what I just heard. - I told you.

Way to get us sat at the losers' table. I thought you had it all hooked up.

Marcus, this weekend in the Hamptons means everything for these girls.

- All right, take care. Bye. - He lied, Chief.

what about a corrouterinnah? what about a battekkyuueheahy?

Oprah. Somebody, help me.

I'm Coming Nigga

QUE ES Eso Carlos mecánico Que es eso Carlos Mecánico

- Tell him. - Okay.

Your turnover ratio, abysmal.

Okay. Do I hear $1,000?

- Copeland! - Copeland, you dick!

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- Which one? - I don't know.

Oh god well eh is little extra something

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You're gonna regret that

But I'd Still Bone!

Look, someone has got to give those girls a taste of their own medicine.

Eu pisei numa barata e fez traq Que nojo

Let's kick it old school.

Oh my god your nose!

'Cause you know I'd walk A thousand miles

How did you know? I love this song!

#Bachelorette mayhem

I don't wanna believe Michael Jackson keeps carving up his nose.

- That's you. - Me?

I'll get rid of her. You hide the stuff.

Climb all the way to the top of the Empire State Building beat on your big ole monkey chest And then jump off

who's filling in for tate donovan? erika dractica.

Your mother shops at SAKS

I won't bite unless you ask me to.

I don't see why I got to go out with Mandingo.

squeeze those cheeks sister

Making a way Through the crowd

This isn’t the weekend It’s Edgar’s weekend

No One's Ever Cared Like That Before

Welcome to the Royal Hamptons Hotel.

Are you, like, a lesbian?

- Squeeze me? - No, you didn't.

damn little spighetti you sure know how to put it away

Tori, I really think that you need to cut Heath a little bit of slack.

so we can just be done with it now.

Tell them to bring the Vaseline and the straight razors.

are you telling me that you are not asian

Oh, my God. What happened to the sun? Bitcoin ate it.

I’m just one big emotional wreck

I totally hate them!

Look, King Kong. Why don't you take you and your 1980 pickup lines...

All right. Look. Just go to dinner. Okay?

Marcus, are you okay?

Diablos galletita!!!

You guys take care of them. We're going after Vandergeld.

Damn, little lady!

Once again, you guys managed to do everything I told you not to do.

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- Arnold Schwarzenegger, funny man! - He's funny like that!

- Get the lead out, ladies. - I mean, it's like you forgot.

You really are disgusting.

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Labor Day in the Hamptons. The last weekend of the social season.

so that they would know how it feels. You know?

- I could ask you the same question. - Me?

I KNOW! YOU JUST HAD A BIRTHDAY

Suck it in, Squeeze those cheeks, sister

im dead best yo mama joke

Once you go Leo. You're gonna need a wheel chair.

Excuse me? I'm the highest scoring forward in the league!

My man! Where's the drugs?

Your publicist, Tori, has been calling me nonstop about setting up an interview.

but he just can't seem to break up with his girlfriend?

See, that is exactly what I'm talking about.

Tucked away $100 million.

Some professional help. You need professional help. Hang on.

Something's wrong, Dr. Dre. My coochie's doing a beatbox.

Goddamn. Now I'm going to bust your ass.

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Why are you talking to her?

- Excuse me? - You're not on the list.

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YOU WE'RE THINKING IT I KNOW BUT YOU SAID IT

- Okay, fine. You want to communicate? - Yes.

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- You know, up around over there. - In Montauk?

You can do that?

You can do that?

You really are Disgusting

the fall couture line, Aubrey Allure. Please take your seats.

At least until I wrap up this big deal with her father.

Have you ever had oysters?

virginia be like

Me, when someone asks me about the drywall on my beam

My God. So what? I sleep with everyone's boyfriend.

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You can do that?