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Gina. Damn. Hello? Baby?
Don’t worry I won’t
Negro please
I'm Denise Porter. Good night.
- Chief, I can explain. - I don't want to hear it!
can definitely take me on a date.
MC HAMMER BROKE
The bags are in the car Jose
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
I'm serious, dude. Promise.
Cuando estás con tu novio Pero tú hermano te persigue
What about backup?
Strippers?
who's filling in for guy sebastian? sharon armstrong.
You think we're going to go to the hamptons with my face looking like that
You messed with the wrong blonde today, pal.
I'm exhausted.
Not leaving the house Hell 2 the no lol
I'm not going anywhere until you open this door!
Next to be auctioned is Tiffany Wilson.
Shit.
I tell him, I say Jesús.
bask in the ambience of such a classy lady such as yourself.
Girl, we're going to get along just fine.
Let me guess: Women's intuition?
I'm back!
I was at the restaurant and the card wouldn't go through...
We don't communicate.
Joevs108
orders a niçoise salad and calls it a 'ni-coise' salad. 'Ni-coise' salad, right?
A white girl with a black girl's ass.
- I'll handle mine. - Kevin, it's Gomez.
I cannot believe you came home late and then you start...
Sorry.
Oh, my God! Tiffany!
Good morning snowflake
Ooh that looks like 99593 like him
Yeah, we really appreciate it.
RL
Me? Running a branch? Alone?
Perhaps ranch dressing for the salad... perhaps not
We'll be right there. Hang on.
NE
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To go freshen up.
Liam?! - Yeah
$3,000.
i look like freakin’ shrek!!!
Let's show them what sexy really is.
Making my way downtown Walking fast
Your sworn enemies since you were like, I don't know. Eight?
Now that's tough.
Boy, You're Really Strong, Aren't You? “ It's From All That Protein."
Is that better?
You girls want some of this?
- Gomez, I told you. I was looking for DNA. - Oh, yeah.
$20,000. That is a new record.
Put makeup on this?
named Ted Burton.
Thank you.
That's not no rat. That's family
Duh it’s totally obvious Your lips went straight from Cameron Diaz to Jay Z
oh god i'm so brialy! yes you are.
shiksa, please.
Durrell won't bring that chair back!
LEARN YOUR ACRONYMS.
If I could just seee Mottttt
I see.
He's just going through a really rough time right now. Okay?
I don't think this is a good idea.
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If you don’t write it, I’m writing it myself.
- I'm going to go with Pam Anderson. - You're disgusting.
That is very good.
Sarge Supper
Who wants to start the bidding?
I love you.
When Vandergeld heard the story was going to break...
Shiksa, please.
Two people were shot.
My God. You want to talk about mothers?
If you're going to operate outside the channels...
Come on, let's go.
Sorry. They're new.
So bring your checkbook...
Well, it's my job to know.
- What? - They got a yeast infection.
because you just wanna know how their day is going...
It's all about The Benjamins baby!
Like getting your hair done.
Are you filming this?
You want some of this, punk? What, boy?
Me trying to get into The Blonds NYFW show
MC Hammer Broke!
Then you meet me back at the club.
- Really? - I don't want to believe Marcus is cheating.
Im here
b89
Bring in the stuff.
What you having for dinner Jo...?
Don’t worry we won’t
All right, the girls are yours. Stick with them. Don't blow your cover.
You and I were supposed to go shopping together. We get to the mall.
It's fine. Shit.
Marcus! You are falling asleep again. I am talking to you.
That's wifey
Hey, where's our $5?
What's up, money? You got a problem? What you looking at my ass for?
.
death is not an option
And Braiding Our Vaginas
so much more when you were them.
I got you, you got me. That's all the backup we need!
That's what i do baby!
I’m coming nigga
Wait. We weren't in the Hamptons this weekend.
Time for touchups anyway.
Who we have to sleep with for us to get in the show
TEST
It's only been a year.
It is absolutely fabulous. If you don't buy it, I'm buying it for myself.
pov: marexis party
Tony, Hand Me My Boots Because I'm About To Go Skiing. Tony, Hand Me My Boots Because I'm About To Go Skiing.
She's so...
What do you think?
- My God! Permanent damage. - My life is over.
I know! You just had a birthday!
- Let's drink up. - Let's do it.
Asswipe!
You never need a bigger size
Is that all your big ass got?
Your bountiful curves remind me of the hills in Italy.
- Bastard. - Excuse me.
They're guys, aren't they?
Charlie look what you did for being on aggresive mode
QUE ES Eso Carlos mecánico Que es eso Carlos Mecánico
THOT
I haven't seen you in forever.
No, we didn't.
I scrape my knee. I get chased by the cops and I spend the night in jail.
So, if you got somebody on the side, you need to tell me.
I'm gonna check the bathroom.
Neapolitan, for example.
So, do I get to see my knight in shining armor?
You really are Disgusting
Mr. Wilson has given us permission to shadow his daughters.
He's a man
Didn't we just have this conversation?
Nice pussy to eat
Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!
I just hope the Vandergeld sisters' private jet crashes on the way there.
Marcus Anthony Copeland II, You better answer me right now!
We liked Brittany and Tiffany...
Ladies, I fully expect to see you later at the White Party.
Daddy didn't tell you? He's broke.
2257
Do you have any more of that?
Honey, just relax. Breathe.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
- You mean the Wilson sisters are in? - And we're out?
I'll rip your head off.
I just lost my wife and my job because of you.
The Chief would like to have a word with you.
Joe
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
- What about you, Brittany? - No, thank you, sweetie. I'm fine.
Yes, I'm fine. Thank you.
Thats what i do baby
If I could fall Into the sky
Caught ya
- No, I haven't seen it. - Me, either. You want something to drink?
So revolutionary so bold so brilliant
Omg Brittany you said it But you were thinking it
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You little witch. How did you know?