Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Richard! David!
Well, it didn't work out. I went in another direction.
...that David and she are having some problems.
-A Miss what? -Miss March. A Playmate of the month.
Hi, Rona. Sorry, I didn't know it was you.
-I'm sorry. -I'm sorry.
I guess there's no such thing as an original idea.
No, she's not.
-I am not a sexist. -You're a sexist.
I mean, it's not like you can ask anybody directions.
Action.
This is the famous Blue Moon corridor, and this is the elevator...
You're not supposed to eat beans before you hop the train.
Tough.
Yes, sex. You and David.
She's right-- Don't smile.
Tell me that if I hadn't known Jillian...
-Go away. -David, I want to talk to you.
But the part about jumping into the septic tank has got me stumped.
Addison, we don't belong together.
They can't get enough of you.
They do.
David!
How did you two meet?
The only reason he keeps me around is you.
Can you explain that?
So I've come here to the home of the Blue Moon Detective Agency...
...your favorite movie was Jonathan Livingston Seagull...
-I'm waiting. -For what?
Not you two.
Stay right there.
-Okay, I'm rolling. Speed. -Camera's ready.
Wait a second, can't fool me.
Don't look back and try and see me. Just know that I'm right behind you...
Let me ask you the question:
-No, I can't. -Yes, you can.
It's a mystery to me.
I don't like driving faster forward, and I don't like faster backward.
You know...
...you'd work so hard to try to find a reason to stick so close.
I must say I'm not surprised...
-One bullet. -Two bullets.
Come here.
Okay, all right. Chill for a second, will you?
Easy come, easy go.
-Boink, boink, boink. -Get out of my car!
Anybody wanna play Twister?