Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

for tonight's (spits) pseudoscientific

if you catch my drift.

OK, OK. Good bit. Good bit.

Oh, finally. I thought you'd never get me back to myself again.

I'd turn green with envy, if I weren't already green.

♪ And green can be big like a mountain

I thought you said last week that appearing with me in a sketch

that the Janov theory of primal-scream therapy

an offshoot of the world-famous Boston Pops Orchestra,

No, he's late. He was supposed to be here at...

Then you wrap your head in a number-ten-sized brown paper bag

will end corruption in government forever.

That's a lousy place to watch a sketch from.

It is, in fact, flawless, and you are a wonder.

So what, it's just my poor heart~ You make it go pitter-patter••

Who was visited by his fairy godmother.

That's a trade joke.

Oh, Kermit, that Peter Ustinov is wonderful.

So what, it's just my heart~ You make it go pitter-patter••

and, goodness knows, we need some.

when it was first used, you see, by Sigmund...

♪ I'm green and it'll do fine