Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

But somehow, those vultures in the media found out about it.

Oh, so... no children, right?

Ugh, I'm going to get some tape.

So, giving Donald money is what? Charity?

Why? Jack, every man should know his father.

If you say so, Lemon.

Because I thought you were just trying to keep me from being in the magazine.

the best things that ever happened to me.

Mmm-hmm, yeah. I'ma teach karate and whatnot to kids...

I'm 21, right, Dad?

I'm sorry, what?

Hey, remember this song?

I wrote it for you, remember?

But building a big metaphor is expensive?

more family, more aggravation.

Oh, Jenna has a photo shoot for Time Out magazine.

Can I have a million dollars for something I need?

Ugh, really? You're going to do the repressed Irish thing?

Easter egg hunts that turn into knife fights.

This is so great! Oh!

eating dry fistfuls of Raisin Bran to stay awake, which, by the way

We still don't know how old any African-Americans are.

that you write the "Dealbreaker" sketches together.

Why don't I have any other friends?

you take it personally when he doesn't agree with you?

and do it with me... and also, he wants to be on the show.

I don't get it, there's three names on here.

They always try to get you to take one funny photo

See what happens, Lemon?

I'm so glad that you've insisted on doing this, yay.

into coming here and then we'll sing on the dock.

This is mine, Jenna.

She texts her gay friends while

I have an illegitimate son.

Looking beautiful.

Oh, that reminds me, I...

Look, Jack, I don't have a lot of personal life experience.