Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's a movie, Jack.

Liz Lemon, I may hug people too hard and get lost in malls...

She had her reasons for keeping this from me for 50 years.

I want you bastards to meet my bastard.

And I'm not sure I ever wanna know.

*Gasp* feigned concern.

Jack, is this really what you wanted to talk about?

Liz! I see you!

What are you talking about?

Uh, what else is there to discuss?

What am I supposed to do? Fly around the country

Based on the jukebox musical?

Or he's getting scammed.

Feigned surprise

My baby boy, Donald Jordan.

How do you know that?

In World War II, a Kraut grenade exploded my genitals.

and a professor at Bennington College.

So, you have a couple of drinks, fight about politics, and then

That's a dealbreaker, ladies.

John Travolta's character from Grease.

Uh, the guy at the place just gave it to me.

I sure like S&M magazines.

of his birth certificate.

"I'm-a so emotional I'm-a gonna smash these barrels."

which makes the end all that much more terrifying.

What 21-year-old wraps up half a muffin?

I know you've never done this before