Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Based on the jukebox musical?

That's a dealbreaker, ladies.

So, you have a couple of drinks, fight about politics, and then

I want you bastards to meet my bastard.

I know you've never done this before

Jack, is this really what you wanted to talk about?

Liz! I see you!

Liz Lemon, I may hug people too hard and get lost in malls...

My baby boy, Donald Jordan.

and a professor at Bennington College.

What am I supposed to do? Fly around the country

John Travolta's character from Grease.

What 21-year-old wraps up half a muffin?

*Gasp* feigned concern.

I sure like S&M magazines.

Uh, what else is there to discuss?

which makes the end all that much more terrifying.

And I'm not sure I ever wanna know.

"I'm-a so emotional I'm-a gonna smash these barrels."

What are you talking about?

Or he's getting scammed.

She had her reasons for keeping this from me for 50 years.

Uh, the guy at the place just gave it to me.

of his birth certificate.

How do you know that?

In World War II, a Kraut grenade exploded my genitals.

Feigned surprise

It's a movie, Jack.