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Our in-house counsel, he met you at the airport.
- I bet. - He played every day.
He's playing with scrubs. His best chance to win is to shoot.
We're doing this 'cause nobody else is doing this.
- I had a red-eye. - How was the German MJ?
- Hey, Stan. - Hey, guys.
No, well, I don't trust the big one. He's beating people up.
It's gonna be fine. Don't worry.
- Do you know who I am? - You're a nobody.
We're gonna come out here every morning till you get the top, running, minute-45.
I did. Yeah, it worked. Right? Look, I do. We both have a…
We got to get you ready.
Right.
Let's face it, it's you against you out there.
Always bitching at refs, bitching at teammates.
The reason I'm asking… He's speaking English?
Lot of front office.
You and me is fucking over! You hear me? Over!
It's okay.
What kind of ballplayer... I'll answer that question.
You believe this? He hit 44 out of 50 from the side pocket.
Berlin loses a lot.
Well, now we gotta win.
{\an8}Dynasty. No?
{\an8}Let the world see this talent.
Just…
- You've been wiring her $500 a week. - "Paola." Paola's Bo's mother.
{\an8}That was pretty funny.
You're bailing on us?
- Double D! I see you! - Yeah! Hey, Leon.
- Yo. - Stan.
God damn it. I spoke at your father's camp every year!
you looked…
I… I'm gonna pay you back.
Come here.
There was nobody like him.
{\an8}I think of the Doctor. Yes, he's got it. Here he comes.
You can see it's getting to his head.
Get out of here. Don't miss your flight.
If you put a bucket in against this guy, we'll give you 100 bucks.
The combine's in six weeks.
I got a notice from accounting. Scale back on the room service.
Yeah! Yeah, suck it, baby!
Obsession is gonna beat talent every time.
When you walk on that court, you have to think, "I am the best guy out there."
He's incredible!
You think I know that many people? This is all for you, pal.
Sorry, I didn't make it happen for you sooner.
Biggest hands, though.
- Hi. - She's going to be shooting us today.
I do have to ask something.
Yeah.
and what you don't wanna do is show the NBA scouts and GMs
- Your baby's got titties now. - That's disgusting.
Hell, no.
That's what you got out of this.
Okay.
- Oh! It's okay. - I think the game's too fast for him.
All right. Adiós.
So valuable, right?
Game gets quick! Okay, here we go!
I got you a gift.
Stay low. Handle the pressure. Let's go. Grab that.
Some people don't get one. Just keep falling.
You think you'll get some love after that bullshit you just pulled?
- You know him. Spanish national team. - ¿Qué tal?
We certainly have heard a lot about you from Stanley, and Oscar Morales.
Bo Cruz. Love the name.
Because if you don't, let's not even bother.
Stanley, it's 4:10, man.
she was actually excited about something for a change.
{\an8}…been taking on street ball legends, NBA players. Doesn't care.
Yo. That's my friend Bo Cruz over there. They call him the Boa.
Big boy.
Fuck.
I would say it to your face.
Yes, but we don't eat $9 Pringles. A man must have a code.
Leave me a message and I'll get back to you when I can.
So, what are you doing here?
All right. Let's go.
I just, I can't believe… I just showed my daughter footage of you jamming,
he kind of looked like an alien.
Doing good, Stanley? You look nervous.
- It'd be an honor to play for any team. - I tell you what.
I shot my hand out
Guess who? Attack! Step back! And finish!
He is mad because he's hungry.
Your son's gonna kill somebody.
Well, luckily, Philadelphia sports fans are calm, reasonable people.
Oh! That's how you take it to the rim.
Rex, you want to win now, or in three years?
Oop.
- Everything okay here? - Hey, guys. Yeah. Everything's good.
Shit, he was playing too. God damn it.
So, where are you from?
He's a power agent now, and he's in Philly with a few of his guys for an open run.
He still got banged up a little bit, but my hand was pulp.