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We'll have fun, but we're gonna kick your ass today.
Uh-huh.
Oh! Stop that shit!
Whoo!
Come on, man. Easy.
- It wasn't a gamble. It was a sure thing. - It's fucking over.
So I'm asking you now for something! Please help me!
I came to talk to you about something.
vouching for this guy.
an insurance salesman going to bust my ass.
Yo, excuse me. No, no, he's with me. He's with me.
Stan.
Settle.
Let's turn it around.
and T was pissed off at me.
Kiss my fat ass, and fuck your five-star hotels.
He could trade up, package Embiid with that King's pick.
Don't do it!
Okay. Goodbye.
Who is this? How'd you get this number?
When I looked back up, I saw a telephone pole.
Looks like you already did.
{\an8}Tough shot. Count it, for Clarks on.
He's bitching because he cares. He wants to win.
Jesus Christ!
It's just a showcase, not a big deal, just a step in the process.
I heard you're moving to the bench.
- Bo, Bo Cruz. - Where you play at, Bo Cruz?
God damn.
{\an8}Nowitzki goes right at Bowen
So what are you saying? He has a hairy face.
Drive! Drive! Drive! Drive! Drive!
Go get it. Go get it.
I played at Temple. Yeah. How'd you know that?
No, that's going to get me in trouble.
These guys behind us are drooling over him.
Half the fucking list are favors!
Get ready. Downstairs. Five minutes. All right?
Then who was it?
Exactly. Take him out of his comfort zone.
I don't even want to say it.
Let's go, baby!
{\an8}Wagner! Wow!
What'd he say? Because I'm what? He made a fat joke?
What is Kermit Wilts doing here? The guy's a lock at two.
For your sake, not just mine!
The local temperature is 30 degrees Celsius…
You're gonna miss another one of your daughter's birthdays.
The day we arrived,
He is your oak tree.
I was hoping you could help us out with something.
and you wanted to take your ball and run home.
Yeah, they met. Go get laced up, bud.
Yeah?
I'm about to get into all that. You're not staying?
Come on, man.
Shake that off. Shake it off.
{\an8}Why aren't they inviting him to the combine?
Let's go. Come on! Come on! Come on!
Damn. Smells like a truck full of shit emptied itself into your mouth.
Hijo… is muy bien. Muy… Muy bien.
Thanks for everything.
Run.
You do nothing.
Get outta the fucking road!
You're just unemployed, spending money on some man I've never...
Okay, let's go.
So tell me your whole story from the top.
That's it! That's it!
in working for a smug, born-on-third fucking bitch.
He will call in sick.
- One look, just one look. - No. I'll get in…
And I never asked for anything back! Okay?
What kind of advice do you have for this guy?
No, I didn't…
If you beat him in a game of one-on-one to five,
Just a big man who makes shots.
- That's for us. - Okay, it's for us. Let's get 'em.
Don't let him score in bunches. Don't let him get hot. Okay?
worked every day.
Okay.
Good, Bo! Yeah, Bo! Use that clock! Use that clock!
I'll let you old friends catch up.
I literally eat one chip. They are not that good.
My wife says hi. My wife says hello.
Sir, I need you to come with me.
{\an8}Speaking of making things look easy.
Here. This is for you.
Stanley knows how to fuck up his life.
Players are gonna try to get in your head every time you step on the court.
Uno momento. I have an idea.
What's all this?
You're voluntarily watching a basketball game.