Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

{\an8}Getting fired up.

Is that something you want to do?

I swear to God, I saw a Victoria's Secret mannequin one time,

I'll give you 50 bucks.

No, I'm gonna keep my seat on the board.

Careful, please.

Porno? It wasn't me.

{\an8}Listen to this crowd as AI rejoices.

He says it's stupid.

So my brother's going to be taking over the team.

{\an8}Haas! Haas!

Been in this league for 30 years, and it's like I'm nothing.

I'm gonna catch those feet!

Put your forearm into T's back, all right?

My bad. It's the Boa now.

- No. - No? No, hug.

There's a reason for that.

And you are shit.

Give me the fucking ball, man.

But you only took one bite of each one.

{\an8}You're already a lottery pick. So what's your goal?

What are you gonna say to him?

There a place around here I can shoot some hoop?

- I won't. - Yeah. Yeah.

So it's like a real tryout?

What are you gonna do? Walk to Spain? Just please, let me...

and then having to be held back from fighting that entire team.

Actually the worst, but that's what makes 'em the best.

And I'm gonna say one last inspirational thing to you.

- Now I'm freaked out. - Well, I'm not.

Doesn't miss. Doesn't miss.

{\an8}Jordan Clarks on, my goodness.

Are you really a construction worker, or is that all part of the hustle?

I have an 11:30 call with Adam Silver.

How old are you?

It'll be a prorated league minimum.

Just set it up! I'll bring him anywhere! Anywhere! He'll play anyone!

- Adiós. - Bo Cruz.

Yo, Double Deuce, I heard you back on that road, man.

I promise you, you have to see him live.

It's my job to know every other great player in the world.

It's all right.

You're gonna love it. Best sports fans in the world.

- People just need to see him play, right? - Certain people. Yeah.

Go, go, go, go.

She's good. She didn't have to put her name on your… But that's fine.

Roble? Que es "roble"?

- Uh, hello? - Hey, Schnitzel. I'm in Spain.

- What's your... - They're good. They're with me.

I'll move to Spain and shack up with your mother.

Welcome to Mallorca, Spain.

And joining us now, the co-owner of the 76ers, Vince Merrick.

You talked about going to film school.

You live in your perfect world, with your perfect family.

That video has, like, two million views.

How are you? Right on. Aaron.

No side hugs for them. That's just for me? I love that.

Look. She likes me.

Why you follow me here, you fucking crazy?

I'm the motherfucker with a cape running your big dumb ass in circles. That's cool.

fainting-before-every-game story, and that calmed him down.

- Absolutely. - Hey.

- Yeah. - It's accurate? You're 22 years old?

It gets quick here. Offense takes skill.

- That's your boy, Stan? - Yeah, yeah.

To the red. Then to me. Let's pick it up. You got to be faster.

- Ah, Jesus. - He needs to be very careful.

But I'm not how they say I am.

- There's a list? - What's up, Leon?

Either way, it worked. He's… He's feeling good.

- Those are my titties. - Those are yours.

I don't know you.

- ¡Vamos! - Hey. Let's go.

- Is the plane in the air? - No.

Vin came to see me last week.

That's what I'm talking about.

- Just a second. - Okay.

Come on. Come on. Come with me.

{\an8}I like the sound of that. Sure.

Very impressive. Tell him.

And also, tell him pornography is free on the Internet.

He built great wealth, but he never distanced himself from us.