Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- How's the contest going? - Lame. But at least the boneheads are entertaining.

Hey, Dad. I brought you some mints and your afro pick.

You know, I think, if I time this right...

Check out that idiot's 'fro.

And we finally have a winner.

There goes the keg.

I will console the rejects with a hot oil massage.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm sorry. Yeah.

It is for you. Get outta here.

Well, I had to. She wouldn't... She wouldn't take my ring.

Hi. You know...

Well, I'm outta here. The radio station's giving away a van, and I gotta work.

But... let's be honest. My hair is one of my top five features.

- For no reason whatsoever. - Great.