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I couldn't believe it.
Or not. I mean, just forget it.
What did I tell you about Iistening to my CDs?
He works hard. He's sleep deprived.
Eric Do you ever shut the fuck up?
Now, I can't remember if I've taken my Halcion before dinner or not.
Shut the fuck up.
I have a birthday looming
What am I supposed to say? "You're marrying an imbecile?"
Goodnight.
-Guess what Barneys gets for this. -Don't tell me.
...generally when her husband is out of town.
It's just too damn small.
SHRUTI YOU ARE INSANE
What can I say? I need a big dick!
"...I don't think the Rogaine is working."
For chrissake, give the dog a break.
I have a birthday Iooming.
That night, Charlotte came home to a very unpleasant surprise.
Another double vodka rocks for the birthday girl.