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Hey, you wouldn't put a plastic bag over your grandmother's head, would you?

Oh, no she di-in't.

You kids were doing it...

Gonna take a fortnight at least to get this herd down to St. Louis on Mississippi.

Meg, when I was your age, my parents tried to feed me

Oh, my God. Are you saying I'm fat?

We have urges, and they are perfectly natural.

That's none of your concern. You got to take care of the offspring.

but the school board has voted to cancel your sex ed class.

You stood up for what you believe in.

But I mean, hey, we're all human, huh?

Because not only to condoms fail 100% of the time,

I suppose that bile-spewing skirt of yours can have her tooth back.

when he tries to play an American cowboy.

Come on. Can't you break your stupid pledge for one night?

Please welcome from the First Evangelical Church,

Yeah, it's been on my crotch.

they're also majorly unsafe.

- Full on. - Right?

- You jackass. - Now you've done it.

The Chronicles Of Narina

The Tooth Fairy isn't real.

Oh, now that's not going to help her nymphomania.

Meg, I still cannot believe what you and Doug did last night.

Now, I know this person looks a little mixed up,