Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I dug it up out of the basement. Always meant to put it up for my kids.
- It's a loop. Don't give in to despair. - That's right.
You have to remember what I told you.
To collapsing peace talks.
Didn't know it was in the budget.
Merry Christmas.
Jimmy's met a new young lady.
...and he's the symbol of...
Hey. Hey.
- You ever have fifth-dimensional beer? - Can't say I go much for imports.
Get a real job.
Beloved.
Nothing, that's what.
You know what? You are a very attractive young man.
We thought you were coming at 7.
Christmas Eve.
Simple as that.
But for now, just pretend I'm not here.
No one is sending me back.
We'll turn in my story, wish everybody a Merry Christmas and then duck out.
- If it's all right. - What's one more?
Would you like some nog?
My parents?
She waves.
Mortals don't do well without their tomorrows.
But for now, just pretend I'm not even here.
You don't have to enjoy the holidays, honey. I... I...
- You ever been? - Got an Aunt that lives in Jersey.
To collapsing peace talks.
You have to believe that.
- What did I tell you? - Okay, okay.
Maybe in a few years, when these latest wounds...
- How are you feeling? - Not much better than they are.
I'm confusing the 12 days of Christmas with the seven deadly sins, aren't I?
Lois, you remember.
...they wanted to be here to congratulate you in person.
Jimmy's got a new girlfriend, Brenda. You should invite her for dinner.
It would be a mistake, Mr. Caldwell.
And then would always be some joker...
Your friend, this Mxyl...
The worst family background, but she overcame it all. Real self-starter.
It won't matter to anyone pretty soon.
...if, and this is a big one...
Well, not that it matters.
It's just like you said.
- Impressive. - Especially considering where she's from.
- I don't know what you're talking about. - I can't let you rob that bank.
Ms. Snyder, the bank's manager has been looking to fill the position.
This is what he looks like. He said his name...
...what's it got to do with me?
It's a miracle only one of them ended up in prison.
All right, here we go. Let's pass these things out. Here comes a nice blue one.
Lois, something is going on.