Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

If he stays true to form, he's gonna be here.

- In about 20 minutes? - What?

And now the elevator doors are gonna open. There.

...if you agree to leave Earth...

Maybe peace on Earth, goodwill towards men will mean something this year.

- New job? - As head of security.

No tomorrow means no hope for tomorrow.

I've done it before, and frankly, I'm getting kind of tired of it.

Or with no hope means no tomorrow.

- Hey, hey, Beth Ann. - Lois.

- Superman. - Mr. White, are those your boys?

I got Aunt Esther the fruit basket and holiday chocolates...

I've been out of work for almost a month.

C.K., your mom's been giving me some great advice on women.

- Merry Christmas, you two. - And... here's that corruption story.

He goes off to meet her, and in three, two, one...

It's just sad to think of these kids being split up for the holidays.

...of absolutely everything.

You're not still brooding about that, are you?

- Perry? - Right here.

I've been trying to get here all day.

... if any treaty will be signed by Christmas morning.

Listen, becoming a felon wouldn't be any kind of gift...

Let's use that time to restore hope in the world.

All right. The terms are this:

The traffic on Christmas Eve is gonna be murder.

- Forget it. - Help!

I wish we could have a nice Christmas alone together.

This is ridiculous.

- Magic? - Yeah, honey, magic.

You don't have to be alone, sir.

Come on down here.

What about them? If we let things continue the way they have been...

I targeted him right here to this spot. He should be here.

No, it's not, Lois. I've read it. It's great. Only you don't know it anymore.

He stood me up. You believe that?

...I'm not going anywhere.

"He?" What are you talking about?

Destroy themselves?

Name's Mxyzptlk.