Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I see magic.
Have you no idea who I am, what I'm worth?
I was wondering if you might be able to help him.
Oh, Jonathan, remember what the doctor said about your cholesterol.
There is something that's bothering me though.
Try one of these natural sodas. They're delicious.
Just watch.
- Clark, how did you know all that? - Lois, I have been here before.
...your own kids hate you after all these years of neglect...
In world news, Eastern European peace talks are in question tonight.
I know money must be tight with the frost you've had.
- There's what again? - Bank alarm.
I didn't get one for the house, seeing as it's just me this year.
Conspicuous consumption, gluttony, greed.
She really knows a lot about them.
Reward? Who said anything about a reward?
Still more reports coming.
What if the bank doesn't cover our losses this time, Martha?
Yes, I know.
...but I just don't get what you're saying.
...no one's ever given me a Christmas present before.
Fat chance, buster.
...I never got the chance to play Santa for my boys.
But that's all been taken care of.
Who?
...who will no doubt be so grateful they'll willingly worship me...
And then he didn't even bother to show up.
What is it that you want?
So you here for the holidays?
Well, you should go, shouldn't you?
No. I did have a problem with the fact that those kids...
Never underestimate the holiday spirit, chief.
Hey! Don't be so chipper!
...that.
Wanna know what I see?
Never got around to it.
...weren't gonna have Christmas this year.
What loop?
Which means he has been here before and he has been sent back before.
I suggested you.
Well, I mean, it's garbage.
...and spare them the suffering.
Yes you can. I'll show you how.
Yeah. We could do that.