Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...that.
Never underestimate the holiday spirit, chief.
Reward? Who said anything about a reward?
Try one of these natural sodas. They're delicious.
...but I just don't get what you're saying.
...no one's ever given me a Christmas present before.
Wanna know what I see?
Fat chance, buster.
Hey! Don't be so chipper!
Well, you should go, shouldn't you?
She really knows a lot about them.
No. I did have a problem with the fact that those kids...
There is something that's bothering me though.
What loop?
Yes you can. I'll show you how.
Which means he has been here before and he has been sent back before.
- Clark, how did you know all that? - Lois, I have been here before.
...weren't gonna have Christmas this year.
I was wondering if you might be able to help him.
Never got around to it.
...and spare them the suffering.
What if the bank doesn't cover our losses this time, Martha?
Well, I mean, it's garbage.
Who?
But that's all been taken care of.
...who will no doubt be so grateful they'll willingly worship me...
I suggested you.
So you here for the holidays?
Oh, Jonathan, remember what the doctor said about your cholesterol.
And then he didn't even bother to show up.
I see magic.
Just watch.
I know money must be tight with the frost you've had.
...I never got the chance to play Santa for my boys.
- There's what again? - Bank alarm.
In world news, Eastern European peace talks are in question tonight.
Yes, I know.
Conspicuous consumption, gluttony, greed.
Have you no idea who I am, what I'm worth?
I didn't get one for the house, seeing as it's just me this year.
...your own kids hate you after all these years of neglect...
Yeah. We could do that.
What is it that you want?
Still more reports coming.