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The longest night of the year for all good little children...
No way. But if I'm not going, that means that he has to.
Oh, no. She just had a baby.
I know, I know.
This day is repeating itself over and over.
I took away tomorrow.
Just pass them around.
Merry Christmas! I really love you guys the most.
...holiday magic.
Mr. You-Can't-Squish-Me- With-The-Biggest-Rock-You-Can-Conjure.
...but I'll talk to you later, okay? Or earlier. Whichever.
A man's future can be taken away just like that.
Why it's as easy as...
...when I get the pictures back.
- The airline called us and... - You took an earlier flight...
You don't have to say it backwards, you have to get him to.
How about a drink?
I love these people.
You can 't hurt me, tough guy.
That's one of the things I love about this three-dimensional world, the beer.
...he has to say his own name backwards.
Look around you. What do you see?
Honey, you look terrific.
I'm not leaving. You can't make me.
Don't go away.
Oh, look, there she is.
I don't know what I saw in her.
It's...
- Here, let me write you a check. - No, no, no.
You're gonna eat a big meal tomorrow at Clark and Lois'.
It's all just empty ritual if you think about it...
I don't understand.
- You want another one of those? - Yeah, yeah.
Thanks, Superman.
Well, you wear that suit, you tend to draw a crowd.
...someone who could anticipate possible robberies.
- There she is. - That's Jimmy's new girlfriend?
Merry...
...personally restore hope to all these mortals...
Specifically, how to get rid of them.
Aren't we all.
You asked for it.
I'm gonna become the absolute ruler...
Okay. I left here, I made a couple rescues...
- Sam! - Ellen, sweetheart.
Kltpzyxm.
No reward is necessary.
Let me know when you're ready to deal.
Hey, Beth Ann, Merry Christmas.
... called a permanent cease-fire...