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You asked for it.
Okay. I left here, I made a couple rescues...
Merry...
I don't know what I saw in her.
I'm gonna become the absolute ruler...
I took away tomorrow.
Specifically, how to get rid of them.
...he has to say his own name backwards.
- You want another one of those? - Yeah, yeah.
Well, you wear that suit, you tend to draw a crowd.
Don't go away.
You can 't hurt me, tough guy.
Merry Christmas! I really love you guys the most.
I don't understand.
I'm not leaving. You can't make me.
I love these people.
- There she is. - That's Jimmy's new girlfriend?
Aren't we all.
Look around you. What do you see?
- Here, let me write you a check. - No, no, no.
Kltpzyxm.
It's all just empty ritual if you think about it...
...holiday magic.
No reward is necessary.
- The airline called us and... - You took an earlier flight...
Just pass them around.
How about a drink?
Thanks, Superman.
Oh, no. She just had a baby.
- Sam! - Ellen, sweetheart.
...personally restore hope to all these mortals...
Let me know when you're ready to deal.
You're gonna eat a big meal tomorrow at Clark and Lois'.
I know, I know.
You don't have to say it backwards, you have to get him to.
Mr. You-Can't-Squish-Me- With-The-Biggest-Rock-You-Can-Conjure.
Hey, Beth Ann, Merry Christmas.
Oh, look, there she is.
It's...
...when I get the pictures back.
The longest night of the year for all good little children...
A man's future can be taken away just like that.
That's one of the things I love about this three-dimensional world, the beer.
... called a permanent cease-fire...
This day is repeating itself over and over.
...but I'll talk to you later, okay? Or earlier. Whichever.
No way. But if I'm not going, that means that he has to.
Honey, you look terrific.
...someone who could anticipate possible robberies.
Why it's as easy as...