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Maybe Perry will never notice if I just don't give it to him.
Yeah. Yeah. Merry Christmas, Ralph.
- You okay? - Oh, Clark, I'm trying. I really am.
She really knows a lot about them.
Merry Christmas.
Yeah, I guess so.
Brenda. She's really something. Rhodes scholar.
My father...
It seems like it's taken forever.
He sprung for it himself.
Yes, I know who you are. You're Willard B. Caldwell.
Oh, yeah.
- I'm an alcoholic. - She's an alcoholic.
Oh, you hadn't noticed? As time doesn't pass...
Help!
Has it really gotten that bad?
Let's make it a club soda.
Doesn't it seem like we've been here before?
What time do your parents' flight get in?
I heard the bank alarm. I came out onto my balcony...
That... That's it. That... That's it.
There's always a little bit of hope left in the human spirit, and I'll find it.
You saved my life.
I was head of security at LemCo 16 years.
Gather around. Gather. That's right. All right, now...
- Okay. - Clark, what's going on?
...I just had the strangest sensation that I was being watched.
I suppose.
Get rid of hope?
He... He changed time.
What games?
They don't look too hopeful yet, do they?
That's his whole thing. So you take away hope...
...before everyone arrives. Without super-cheating, that is.
Well, then you're the lucky one...
Cholesterol may be all I have left.
- Thanks, Superman. - Of course.
I guess the thing I regret most is...
Are we ready to make a deal?
- Recovering. - Recovering.
In world news, Eastern European peace talks are progressing tonight.
No, that's not what I mean.