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...Perry's crying because he wasn't Santa for his kids...
...Christmas dinner.
...and an advance check.
Okay. So then you're experiencing it too?
...and Clark's not going anywhere, Mazel Tov.
Crops failed, bank hasn't called.
I burped it.
...or I promise I'll send you someplace far worse than your fifth dimension.
...just to bust through the interdimensional vortex in the first place?
...was Mxyzptlk.
...nothing.
What then?
Brings a whole new meaning to the term "statuesque," doesn't she?
No! No!
Jimmy, here.
Here.
Not anyone. Not you, not them...
See, creatures who live within third-dimensional time...
- He said. - Just go with me on this.
All the money in the world and no one to share it with.
Anything from fairy tales to mythology.
If you could ask her to Christmas dinner tomorrow?
Oh, so, what do you think? Had to haul it up the side of the building.
- Mxyzptlk. - Right.
... Christmas Eve as peace talks collapse.
Of course, her life's been so lousy, I don't know what I expected.
I wanna see what you see.
- Excuse me. - Lois...
...flipped it.
...but it doesn't seem like we ever make a dent.
I haven't had a drink in 15 years. Gave it up after my husband abandoned me.
...what I got them that Christmas.
She's not exactly a Rhodes scholar, is she?
Stand back, boys.
No. No, I'm here for good.
That's weird.