Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm so glad that you're here, Susan.

I've never looked forward to a speech more in my life.

- I feel you. - ["How Did This Happen" playing]

[sighs] People say to me,

That's the best speech by a returning alumni I've ever heard.

What does it mean to achieve?

No, no, no, no. [shushes]

[grunts, groans]

- But she-- she's changed. - Mm-hmm.

Don't get me wrong. Jen is a self-obsessed bitch.

Really think no one's found it after all these years?

[Jizzlord] There we go. No more penis.

[screams, grunts]

[Jizzlord] You gonna be much longer?

[student gasps]

I don't wanna spoil it, but don't get too attached to the moustache.

[Jizzlord] The brush.

I'm sorry. [chuckles] Please take my jumper.

Look, uh, Carrie, you have no idea what it's like to be me.

- Mary, I swear, I-- - Ian, I know.

♪ Smoke rings blow From across the disco ♪

[clears throat]

- [gasps] - [Mary] I don't want to fuck Susan!

[stammers] Good one. [chuckles]

- What are you doing in here? - I was having a really quiet pooh.

The brush is very powerful.

- This is the best day of my life. [laughs] - You are such a fucking child.

- Did you break her fanny? - It was a hairline pelvic fracture.

I said, do you remember it being this small?

When I demanded Nelson Mandela be put back in prison…

Do you not think that she was a bit of a drama queen

I'm so sorry. You're just such an easy target.

- What are you doing? - Andy didn't get into the Conservatoire

What the fuck! Stop.