Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Who's the dad? - I don't know. Michael Duncan.

[whispering] And now, for the final award of the night.

Because I'm giving him blow jobs. I'm blowing him.

Rebecca "personally gave half of our year eating disorders" Baxter?

to all the people who have never achieved anything.

I'll go sleep in the kitchen.

Carrie Jackson? Jennifer Regan?

♪ You've been fucking with me, boy ♪

Jen, look. I know you're riddled with fear and anxiety.

I'd quite like my bed back.

but my moderate success is all down to one person.

Okay, what foods am I allergic to?

- Oh, my God. - I didn't say sex stuff. Gross.

And she broke her girlfriend's fanny.

I work here. I'm a teacher.

[chattering continues]

and finally, our closing keynote alumni.

Maybe we've just grown up.

I always thought when I'd run into an old bully,

♪ Brand new shoes, walking blues ♪

But as if you know those things about me.

So, what have you guys been up to?

♪ Looking for my place On assembly lines… ♪

I don't know. I-I should stay sharp for my speech.

I was meant to speak.

- I told her you can read minds. - What?

If I lose one sense, the others get sharper.

because the world is mean to you.

- It's actually quite nice. - Shh.

I don't have the mental capacity for this right now.

So I need to borrow your cap and stuff real quick. Is that okay?

That well-structured but emotionally resonant piece of oratory

The ceremony should be in full swing.

I haven't even told her about not getting into the Conservatoire yet.

♪ To go absolutely cuckoo ♪

♪ It's new world now Don't discriminate ♪

I need to go and pick up my award. Best attendance is a big deal.

Yeah, very funny.