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because the world is mean to you.
I need to go and pick up my award. Best attendance is a big deal.
- Who's the dad? - I don't know. Michael Duncan.
♪ You've been fucking with me, boy ♪
I don't know. I-I should stay sharp for my speech.
I haven't even told her about not getting into the Conservatoire yet.
And she broke her girlfriend's fanny.
I work here. I'm a teacher.
Jen, look. I know you're riddled with fear and anxiety.
- Oh, my God. - I didn't say sex stuff. Gross.
♪ Brand new shoes, walking blues ♪
Rebecca "personally gave half of our year eating disorders" Baxter?
So I need to borrow your cap and stuff real quick. Is that okay?
So, what have you guys been up to?
[whispering] And now, for the final award of the night.
But as if you know those things about me.
but my moderate success is all down to one person.
Okay, what foods am I allergic to?
Oh.
[groans]
Oh. [laughs]
If I lose one sense, the others get sharper.
Okay.
I always thought when I'd run into an old bully,
I was meant to speak.
That well-structured but emotionally resonant piece of oratory
[chattering continues]
I don't have the mental capacity for this right now.
Maybe we've just grown up.
and finally, our closing keynote alumni.
♪ It's new world now Don't discriminate ♪
to all the people who have never achieved anything.
Carrie Jackson? Jennifer Regan?
- It's actually quite nice. - Shh.
Yeah, very funny.
I'd quite like my bed back.
I'll go sleep in the kitchen.
Because I'm giving him blow jobs. I'm blowing him.
The ceremony should be in full swing.
♪ Looking for my place On assembly lines… ♪
- I told her you can read minds. - What?
♪ To go absolutely cuckoo ♪