Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

to all the people who have never achieved anything.

♪ Looking for my place On assembly lines… ♪

- Who's the dad? - I don't know. Michael Duncan.

I'd quite like my bed back.

♪ It's new world now Don't discriminate ♪

That well-structured but emotionally resonant piece of oratory

- I told her you can read minds. - What?

I work here. I'm a teacher.

I haven't even told her about not getting into the Conservatoire yet.

- It's actually quite nice. - Shh.

because the world is mean to you.

Okay, what foods am I allergic to?

If I lose one sense, the others get sharper.

Yeah, very funny.

I don't have the mental capacity for this right now.

I need to go and pick up my award. Best attendance is a big deal.

♪ To go absolutely cuckoo ♪

Jen, look. I know you're riddled with fear and anxiety.

Maybe we've just grown up.

- Oh, my God. - I didn't say sex stuff. Gross.

and finally, our closing keynote alumni.

Carrie Jackson? Jennifer Regan?

I always thought when I'd run into an old bully,

Rebecca "personally gave half of our year eating disorders" Baxter?

I was meant to speak.

The ceremony should be in full swing.

[whispering] And now, for the final award of the night.

Because I'm giving him blow jobs. I'm blowing him.

And she broke her girlfriend's fanny.

♪ You've been fucking with me, boy ♪

[chattering continues]

So, what have you guys been up to?

I don't know. I-I should stay sharp for my speech.

So I need to borrow your cap and stuff real quick. Is that okay?

♪ Brand new shoes, walking blues ♪

but my moderate success is all down to one person.

I'll go sleep in the kitchen.

But as if you know those things about me.