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and I told her I was 33,
And she's paying me... $50,000.
And, by the way, Darlene,
You know what really would've helped, though?
without the sunshine, babe.
Where you going?
Can you believe the way she put us both on the spot like that?
I mean, remember we told her not to get married?
Uh, Agreement Form, Medical Release...
I'm gonna be her surrogate.
I'm here for you.
And now she's just ridiculous.
but, uh, Aunt Jackie's picking me up.
- pussyhat in hand. - [CHUCKLING] Oh!
I was sleeping.
I lost my job, okay?
You did such a good job of making me doubt myself
That's drywall, son.
Can I have some money?
I'd like knowing I had an option.
that I teach all my many, many clients.
Did you get the pain pills for my bad knee?
[SCOFFS] That's the whole point.
Well, I didn't mean it.
Daddy, is that how you have a baby?
It is so great to finally meet you!
Well, and she's my aunt.
You're babysittin'.
Dan, you owe me $200,000.
Because it's embarrassing.