Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

ROSEANNE: Oh, yeah.

Come on, Darlene,

It works good enough to kick your ass, snowflake.

- Hey, Aunt Jackie! - Hey, oh-oh, Harris!

this isn't about Becky's eggs anymore.

I didn't want to come home.

Ha-ha. Funny story.

until such time said baby returns home to us to live...

And, you know, Mom, I know you and Aunt Jackie

and you get them to question

Well, looky here.

was the good Roseanne.

I invited her to dinner.

Wha'ts up, adorable?

Yup. Sweet as can be.

He said he'd shake things up!

Cereal, you say?

and then I go into the booth

Thank you for your salad.

- [PILLS RATTLING] - [AS SAMMY DAVIS JR.] Candyman's home, babe.

but she was a real jerk about it, too.

Darlene says just ignore it.

Yeah, it's my eggs and her husband's sperm.

I don't need to be stressed out.

she was an important part of my childhood.

Uh, here's some dressing for the table.

You could've said you were 23.

should grow up and be president,

What happened to the rest of our candy?

like God intended.

Why does everybody always think I'm dead?

I mean, not only did she vote for the worst person on Earth,

Well, those people must've died from compliments.

You know, I just...