Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Mom.
but, you know,
How come you're always smiling?
Anybody want to know what I think?
I'm sorry, Harris, but I-I...
what they believe in their heart
who's on that stupid fishing boat
How dare you invite her here without asking me first.
Remember we told her not to get that
I'm sorry, I'm just not giving up.
I don't have time for this.
No, I'm merely pointing out, at your age,
[CHUCKLING] Thank you. And...
Yeah, I never stopped.
JACKIE: Knee still giving you trouble, Roseanne?
I'll trade you five of my statins...
than let you bully me again.
to model the behavior
Oh, puh-leeze!
You could've said you were 23 (Snaps)
I think this would be a wonderful opportunity
That oughta do it.
ROSEANNE: Dan?
Yeah, and we told her she had to finish high school,
She didn't finish high school?
What are you talking about?
[FEET STOMPING]
even if they're a "liar, liar, pantsuit on fire."
No, I have to fill out some forms
[VOICE BREAKING] I'm sorry.
- Granny Rose! - Oh!
that tears America apart
Morning, Mark.
You always believed in "my body, my choice."