Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You just keep telling yourself that, Darlene.

Mm, say no more.

and brings the world to the brink

which, according to the lady at the MAC counter,

you want the government to give everybody free health care

What's it to ya?

I know it's only been a week,

I'll wait 'til he has a couple of beers first.

then we're gonna send that baby out into the world

He talked about jobs, Jackie!

You could've said you were 23. (Snaps)

Well, why didn't you just say that?

the most interesting character.

Becky, I know you've had a hard time

for you to get back on your feet,

- Not yet. - Okay, well, thank her for her service.

I don't know. Can I have some money?

Uh, are you eating Peeps for breakfast?

so she didn't finish high school?

She got the tattoo.

I mean, this might come as a complete shock to you,

I start getting the shots to produce extra eggs.

Ooh, my favorite... Drugs!

Our insurance don't cover what it used to,

- [DOORBELL RINGS] - You know, I mean,

And I guess I didn't mean to imply

We respond with a positive affirmation

Mom, if I do this, I can pay off my credit cards,

and for bringing our son, D.J., home safe from Syria.

Wow! Just for having a baby?

Well, I don't want her selling off our grandkids, either, Dan,

Oh, [SCOFFS], well, the pay was crap with no benefits,

in her obituary.