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I want that for my kids. She was always fun.
It's my little princess!
[GASPING AND SQUEALING]
She got married.
Let's try to survive it.
Good. I think it's cool.
You lost your job, right?
I can't do that working at the restaurant.
That's never worked out for me.
I'm having a baby.
It's on the kitchen counter.
Dan and me don't want her to be a surrogate!
Now I have a confession to make and you can see from title I don't like Roseanne Barr anymore so yeah,
They've all been meaning to try a pear.
I'll be out the garage.
Morning, Grandpa.
It's standard stuff.
'cause you're a good-hearted person
No, it's not. That's this one.
More bondage and a wizard school.
[DOOR SLAMS]
[SNIFFLES]
and you're talking about helping her out
She win the war over there yet?
but someone did call me "ma'am," so that was great.
And it's surgin' 'cause I know you really need a ride.
for five of your anti-inflammatories,
and I can be as stubborn as you are.
Dear Lord, thank you for this food
Game over.
Being away from you this past year
- [SIGHS] - I got no privacy.
Please protect his wife, Geena,
and driving her to the doctor?
doesn't mean we have to give up,
I can't even make my Maxwell House naked,
What?!
Hey!
[AS SAMMY DAVIS JR.] Wouldn't be the Candyman