Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's nothing but animals getting beat and drunk clowns.

you thought it would be safe.

when you're out drinking in the garage, Dan.

but this feud is getting way out of control.

Shut up. I'm not letting you eat that pie.

I'm guessing you're the one keeping this feud alive.

I'll give you a ride to your job interview.

Sorry, I know you're eating.

- He was a gentle giant. - [CHUCKLES]

I had to come home because this family's falling apart.

What's up, deplorable?

Well, just 'cause they're up

because girls can be whatever they want to be.

You weren't here, Darlene. You didn't see it.

And, by the way, I'm about to have a baby.

Why don't you get that fixed with the new health care

Every one of you wrapping yourselves up in the flag

What's up, libtards?

Yeah, I guess that's why you passed out at Walmart last month.

Well, like it or not, I'm here to take care of you,

who can't do simple math.

This would have sold like hot cakes

which helped get him elected.

How could you have voted for him, Roseanne?!

I don't know if we got time for the full symphony of love,

May the winds fill his sails and carry him

I think we know who's a liar and who's on fire, Roseanne.

there were 50 people in line ahead of me when I got there,