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Loan them the money. You can afford it.
Septiembre 5, 2004 (de)
Look at this woman feeding her baby...
Boys, boys.
Oh, nothing important.
Can I do this? Am I a shusher? I used to be a shushee.
Ever since he's worn a wedding band
Water pressure's terrible in my building. She loves a good shower.
Every time I paint it, it's closer and closer.
My only concern is the welfare and happiness of those close to me.
gabi, you don't have $5000 you can lend them?
...but on Sunday, my friend is having a brunch for the New York Marathon...
- Oh, the marathon is great, isn't it? - Oh, yes. Particularly if you're not in it.
You think you're an idiot, but with all due respect...
February 10, 1974th
Because I’m a pod.
- Is she here? - No, no, she's working.
Hey, Jerry. Would you like anything from Ms. Hudwalker's apartment?
February 1, 1974th
There's a lot of shushing in movie theatres. People are always shushing.
What's happening to me?
- No! You didn't! - Yes. I did.
This is gonna require some great acting now.
Thanks. See you later, Donna.
You know, I used to think that the universe...
Five thousand. Where was she gonna get 5000? She doesn't have 5000.
Everything's cool.
Well, Jerry, it'll be nice to have a close friend nearby.
Oh, I'm a guy. It always looks like that.
jane, you don't have $5000 you can lend them?
Oh, this is gonna be great.
It just keeps coming in and coming in.
Have you ever gotten up first thing in the morning And felt that it’s just great to be alive?
Maybe I'll get some rubber duckies.
Septiembre 3, 2004 (de)
Every time I come in, I'll have to sneak around like a cat burglar.
Harold and Manny.
Why don't you loan her 5000?
Hello, Jerry.
This is George.
Septiembre 23, 2004 (de)
- Yes. Right above me. - Right above you?
...it's all taken care of.
Doesn't work. Nobody knows where it's coming from.