Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-You okay? -What's the matter?
A shot of vodka every time it goes beep.
A little louder, Ma.
Curren. What is that?
Hey, don't you run from me, motherfuckers!
I'm at the closet.
Go talk to him.
you have got to get out of this fucking house!
No, Susie, it's good for me to know.
(exhales)
...government pamphlet I read on this with guidelines.
Just look. It's the one in the foyer.
You...
What are you doing here?
Your office?
I know that men like stupid girls, right?
prefer it wasn't with a Jew.
I feel like I forgot something.
Devi essere moto importante.
I was just thinking about the egg salad they make there.
Cleopatra used them. Isn't that interesting?
stands outside the window, puts on a little show
You want to get some lunch?
-ELSA: You could go bolder with the colors. -Oh.
(laughter)
Hey, everybody. Who here doesn't love our Mrs. Maisel?
-One where there's no innocent victims. -I know.
That's the Window Room.
Then he dumped her, so she's working a low-level job
Oh, Midge, thank you, but there's no time
-What is that? -She said she was literally starving.
It was behind one of the radiators.
♪ If the "S" on your cape is a little frayed? ♪
but your prayers and mine, they differ.
(cheers and applause)
-See you, Susie. -Yeah, see you, Louie.
"The greatest defense in the male armory:
-Yay, Daddy's gonna speak. -Whoo-hoo!
-She'll need water. -Got him.
Hey, hey. What the hell?
-What is she talking about? -What do you do once you graduate?
-I need you here. -I've kept up with all the latest
Convert. Be something else. Buddhism's nice.
a splash of champagne and... what?
Rose has been very disruptive.
with the floating martini glasses on them.
-Viv, punch out for me. -VIVIAN: You got it.
Just be there at 7:00.
for her not to stay.
We have a gig tonight, remember?
-I guess a lot of them are men. -I think all of them are men.
-Yes, yes. -And for that reason, I was wondering
drawing a bowl of fruit.
Well, you have flowers at funerals.
We've got to clear this up.
No, no, no, you're pretty, too, Bill.
Oh, wait, commercial break. Go on
in this room, at Our Lady Of Perpetual Sorrow.
You're just asking for reciprocation.
Father picked this color himself.
You're a prince, Albert.
I mean, it's the...
If it wasn't you, who was it?
And come on, who wouldn't want to come home
How many of these have you sold?!
♪ If those you've bounced, you've broke ♪
Mary, there's no light here.
♪ What's a girl to do? ♪
but her real goal was to meet a man, and she met one.
-CHILD: Mama! -Coming!
And a few of them talked about being teachers,
(door opens)
And for all those enjoying the appetizers, the flowers,
Now I say we raise a glass to Mary's daddy.
and your bottomless closet?
-MAN: Whoo-hoo! -MIDGE: Okay. All right.
And once you have your master's, what do you do with it?
My lemon was fine, but my banana was a disaster.
But did I mention that he left me for his secretary?
I mean, there's no way I could possibly
Susie, 99% of the audience was laughing.
It's Monday. Crab's delivered on Tuesdays.