Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ If the "S" on your cape is a little frayed? ♪
drawing a bowl of fruit.
in this room, at Our Lady Of Perpetual Sorrow.
-What is she talking about? -What do you do once you graduate?
No, Susie, it's good for me to know.
I mean, it's the...
Then he dumped her, so she's working a low-level job
"The greatest defense in the male armory:
I know that men like stupid girls, right?
♪ If those you've bounced, you've broke ♪
It's Monday. Crab's delivered on Tuesdays.
(exhales)
-I guess a lot of them are men. -I think all of them are men.
-One where there's no innocent victims. -I know.
But did I mention that he left me for his secretary?
Hey, everybody. Who here doesn't love our Mrs. Maisel?
You...
for her not to stay.
-What is that? -She said she was literally starving.
Susie, 99% of the audience was laughing.
Convert. Be something else. Buddhism's nice.
Go talk to him.
Just look. It's the one in the foyer.
(cheers and applause)
but her real goal was to meet a man, and she met one.
but your prayers and mine, they differ.
And a few of them talked about being teachers,
Oh, Midge, thank you, but there's no time
Hey, hey. What the hell?
I was just thinking about the egg salad they make there.
-You okay? -What's the matter?
Devi essere moto importante.
We have a gig tonight, remember?
Mary, there's no light here.
and your bottomless closet?
And once you have your master's, what do you do with it?
a splash of champagne and... what?
-She'll need water. -Got him.
Just be there at 7:00.
We've got to clear this up.
My lemon was fine, but my banana was a disaster.
-ELSA: You could go bolder with the colors. -Oh.
(door opens)
-Yes, yes. -And for that reason, I was wondering
What are you doing here?
...government pamphlet I read on this with guidelines.
prefer it wasn't with a Jew.
You're just asking for reciprocation.
-MAN: Whoo-hoo! -MIDGE: Okay. All right.
stands outside the window, puts on a little show
How many of these have you sold?!
You're a prince, Albert.
Curren. What is that?
-Yay, Daddy's gonna speak. -Whoo-hoo!
Cleopatra used them. Isn't that interesting?
A shot of vodka every time it goes beep.
(laughter)
And for all those enjoying the appetizers, the flowers,
A little louder, Ma.
-CHILD: Mama! -Coming!
I mean, there's no way I could possibly
You want to get some lunch?
Well, you have flowers at funerals.
♪ What's a girl to do? ♪
Hey, don't you run from me, motherfuckers!
-Viv, punch out for me. -VIVIAN: You got it.
No, no, no, you're pretty, too, Bill.
I'm at the closet.
you have got to get out of this fucking house!
I feel like I forgot something.
with the floating martini glasses on them.
That's the Window Room.
Oh, wait, commercial break. Go on
If it wasn't you, who was it?
Rose has been very disruptive.
Now I say we raise a glass to Mary's daddy.
-See you, Susie. -Yeah, see you, Louie.
-I need you here. -I've kept up with all the latest
It was behind one of the radiators.
Father picked this color himself.
Your office?
And come on, who wouldn't want to come home