Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

ABE: If you're so inclined, reach back further
MIDGE: I want to get serious here for a minute, people.
I'm not sidling up to Billy Jay.
One of 'em. It's a surreal masterpiece.
You can bump them.
-No. -Pardon me?
And these are...?
that he's never met that you're not even supposed to know.
all the cash over the years.
♪ Born to shop? No! Pretty victories ♪
And-and then there's Mary and Bill.
Oh, okay. Ah, there we go.
Talk about "Ouch."
Yes, ma'am. What's life without a little spark?
I'm gonna book what I want to book.
Well, I've never been trained for coat check.
I was just suggesting things from the menu.
I am so sorry, honey.
saying she's worried about money.
(hyperventilating)
I don't think God would look too kindly on that.
Take coat, give ticket.
Are you kidding me?
MIDGE: That was a tight one minute, Brian.
Never leave the booth.
Thank you.
Psst!
Mine would be Mi Shebeirach.
Oh, Curry is a good man.
-It can't be possible. -ED (over phone): Your biggest charges
And a few others talked about being artists,
Thank you, Mrs. Maisel.
♪ I overlooked that point completely... ♪
Midge, the ceremony's the thing, and the church is beautiful.
-Thank you, ma'am. -(clears throat)
Is it just gonna be sitting in here on the floor?
This would be very bad for me.
for an early evening reception?
Could've sworn you called me.
and the other half are demanding
♪ If there're any good ones left ♪
Face masks, they're the future and the past.
Okay. So, basically,
Mm, I like Katz's for their corned beef.
I just hope it's not the one you use
First floor?
I thanked you for the rumaki.
Nice guy, I'll introduce you later.
-(glass clinking) -Excuse me, everybody.
"There was nothing but pie." There's never anything but pie.
This has been a very good meeting, Simon.
ROSE: I'm late, too. My class is at 8:00.
I'm not gonna find $2,000 in my closet.
This is my parish. I'm getting married in the church upstairs.
One quit, no one knows where she is today.
because it converges so slowly.
-Why, are you having an orgasm? -He threatened you, Susie.
My, I can't even imagine.
-2,135, for the record. -Thanks.
B. Altman, where may I direct your call?
Well, it does seem a little pointless.
BOTH: Do not change in the taxi.
Not that or that.
Ooh, the men in the business school are very handsome.
Is this your brassiere, Susie? You left it in the back.
this stupid fucking phone you sold me!
This just keeps getting weirder.
I told him, "Get in there. Use what you got.
-Nice to meet you. -And nice to meet you, miss.
to this every night?
Give him air, guys.
All I did was I asked the girls
What happened to humor, huh?
I'm not always late.
A manager doesn't go to her client
I am the same size now that I was at my wedding.
-Oy. -WOMAN: Interesting.
but taking out the rest of his family, his mother,
Exactly. So I said, "What's the point?"
The high ceilings, the tile floor,