Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yes, ma'am. What's life without a little spark?
♪ Born to shop? No! Pretty victories ♪
-Why, are you having an orgasm? -He threatened you, Susie.
because it converges so slowly.
MIDGE: I want to get serious here for a minute, people.
-2,135, for the record. -Thanks.
Face masks, they're the future and the past.
-Thank you, ma'am. -(clears throat)
MIDGE: That was a tight one minute, Brian.
Mm, I like Katz's for their corned beef.
ROSE: I'm late, too. My class is at 8:00.
that he's never met that you're not even supposed to know.
This is my parish. I'm getting married in the church upstairs.
Thank you.
Nice guy, I'll introduce you later.
I'm not always late.
all the cash over the years.
Midge, the ceremony's the thing, and the church is beautiful.
B. Altman, where may I direct your call?
Thank you, Mrs. Maisel.
and the other half are demanding
this stupid fucking phone you sold me!
Not that or that.
One of 'em. It's a surreal masterpiece.
I was just suggesting things from the menu.
-No. -Pardon me?
(hyperventilating)
Talk about "Ouch."
And-and then there's Mary and Bill.
This just keeps getting weirder.
ABE: If you're so inclined, reach back further
Never leave the booth.
Could've sworn you called me.
The high ceilings, the tile floor,
Ooh, the men in the business school are very handsome.
I'm not gonna find $2,000 in my closet.
Well, I've never been trained for coat check.
I'm not sidling up to Billy Jay.
-Oy. -WOMAN: Interesting.
Is this your brassiere, Susie? You left it in the back.
I thanked you for the rumaki.
Psst!
This has been a very good meeting, Simon.
I'm gonna book what I want to book.
"There was nothing but pie." There's never anything but pie.
One quit, no one knows where she is today.
but taking out the rest of his family, his mother,
First floor?
And these are...?
Oh, okay. Ah, there we go.
A manager doesn't go to her client
Is it just gonna be sitting in here on the floor?
And a few others talked about being artists,
saying she's worried about money.
You can bump them.
Oh, Curry is a good man.
to this every night?
BOTH: Do not change in the taxi.
This would be very bad for me.
Okay. So, basically,
-Nice to meet you. -And nice to meet you, miss.
What happened to humor, huh?
I am the same size now that I was at my wedding.
I just hope it's not the one you use
I don't think God would look too kindly on that.
Are you kidding me?
-(glass clinking) -Excuse me, everybody.
♪ If there're any good ones left ♪
♪ I overlooked that point completely... ♪
I told him, "Get in there. Use what you got.
Exactly. So I said, "What's the point?"
-It can't be possible. -ED (over phone): Your biggest charges
Take coat, give ticket.
Mine would be Mi Shebeirach.
My, I can't even imagine.
Give him air, guys.
for an early evening reception?
I am so sorry, honey.
All I did was I asked the girls
Well, it does seem a little pointless.