Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You have a saw or some dynamite?
♪ Spit out the F-word like a shotgun, a shotgun ♪
to the musings of the mathematician Zeno.
Autoharps are permanently banned, meaning forever.
Of course, dear.
-♪ I've lost the one man... ♪ -Drag.
Ah. Grazie, Grandma.
I love you, sweetie.
Step on enough Jews, you'll get there.
Great plan.
Come.
Well, if you want to meet a man, this is not the place to do it.
Mary, please. I'm sorry, please forgive me.
but not a master's.
All I know is she spoke to a group of girls
Midtown places. Did you make all those calls?
I hope you don't mind the thoughts of an older woman.
(louder): Psst!
Could you hurry it up, guys? I got stuff to do.
Whoo!
One of the kids here, little Luigi,
We're all on the same page, right?
I’ve totally lost my societal filter.
I'm gonna sleep with him if he books me.
Well, I guess I was the only one not to know.
for everyone, like he's on TV.
But we do have to make some money at some point.
-WOMAN: Like what? -Fuchsia?
♪ Sure, stop by anytime ♪
on the first floor.
You can't have your reception in the Punishment Room.
was "shrimp in the eggrolls."
So, am I crying, or is that just on the inside?
♪ If they can't take a joke! ♪
-Girls. -B. Altman, where may I direct your call?
like the Vatican.
Yes, ma'am.
I thought he wanted spontaneity.
w-what it infers, what it portends.
Salvador Dali's got nothing on Ma.
but by the time I find a pen,
(applause)
It's not. "Cornet Chop Suey." No way.
-I can't go back down there. -HARRIET: You have to go back down.
-None of us can stay. -ESTHER: Mama.
-Go, Brian! -All right! -More Brian!
I told you multiple times.
or the United States.
(others joining in)
Our brave Bill?
Well, hello there, young lady.
Now, the business school, that's the place.
Let's raise a glass.
That texture's gonna be even harder to capture.
My family's not a big donor.
He'd fuck a corpse if it was less than six hours old.
are for multiple calls to the same places.
-Yeah, sorry. -Can I get some coffee?
I am picking up half-eaten apples out of trash cans
have known you were pregnant.
That's deeper in the building.
My mother's treasure maps.
we're happy, we're dancing.
Yes, but we were meeting at the club.
So, tonight, the gig is at 7:00.
♪ I think you'll do just fine. ♪
♪ Starting to see what I mean? ♪
She's 21, and dumb as a Brillo pad.
I'll let you get back to your champagne
Sounds like a job for pineapple socks to me.
-Rose... -Abe...
The suspense is intoxicating.
so this call is long distance as well.
-So do you. -No, these are self-destructive.
I'm getting tired of having to fold her bedding every morning.
That's something you pour over rice.
-I'm not Mary's maid of honor. -I told you, Viv,
I didn't know you were gonna throw it to me like that.
♪ Get tough, don't be so patient ♪
Faculty dining room, if that's okay with you?
"Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?"
SIMON: Come on in, Abe.
Eastern Standard Time will be 6:53 and 20 seconds."