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-Thank you for shopping B. Altman. -WOMAN: It's a little plain.
-but the Italian family will. -I know, right?
Thank you for shopping B. Altman.
-No, I'm okay, I'm okay. -Are we dismissed?
-at the Revlon Counter. -Sweetie, I'm sorry,
and that's the great mathematician Henri Poincaré.
That's the joy of not giving a shit, Freddy.
♪ Need an ashtray, drink some coffee, some coffee ♪
and now half of them want to quit,
and you're the most presentable of the basement girls.
they have to be with me some of the time or I'll go crazy.
-Because that'll be very distracting. -(clears throat)
I owe you, Arch.
There's a lot of things we can do. Teach.
And I vouched for you.
I am not calling Joel.
I'm just trying to figure out how can I afford
Call Mrs. Fulber, tell her it's an emergency.
and use the intervening time
Which ones are your fancy socks?
Hope he brought wine.
-Who? Who? -Harry Drake.
incurs additional fees on top of the nine dollars.
She tried calling herself Bertrum and wearing a bowler,
♪ What's a girl to do? ♪
-Hello, Midge, Susie. -Hey, Harry, nice to see you.
No one told me.
Susie, you can't sleep here.
Joke. That was a joke.
so he'd give your friend some pigs in a blanket
Your sword fights and whatnot.
-You understand that, right? -Yes, I understand that.
Some guy named Horace.
-This and this. Have a good day. -Ah.
Truman, you took notes that day.
I asked him if he was foreign or something,
Mary's Bill.
And women, most men we sleep with,
I am in shock, I'm in absolute shock.
-and shut the fuck up. -Eat shit and die!
I'll try. I practiced a little last night,
-Did you call me? -No.
This is my job, Susie, and I am proud of the work I do.
♪ I know you've been upset ♪
with your doorman and your maid and your childcare
-We have no flowers. -There's no money for flowers.
My place.
Father, can we talk?
-It was perfect. -It was perfect.
That's like putting mayonnaise on a bialy, you don't do it.
No. Not at all. Thank you, but I-I was just thinking
♪ Since when is it a disaster ♪
And now I think one of them is your parents' house
-Well, we do all love Bill. -Mm.
I was told it was nine dollars a month.
Okay, later.
would it be possible to give it a coat of paint?
-I know, it sounds crazy. -Not at all.
MIDGE: Oh, Mrs. O'Toole.
-SUSIE: Harry Drake. -MIDGE: Did he see us?
Don't leave before you have some kugel.
Don't tell me about Barney Greengrass.
♪ My walk will be different ♪
in front of normal, everyday people anymore.
I go to Bell Labs later and they dress more eclectic.
-Pardon? -I mean, it's so audacious, a master's.
By taking our money? I wish I could do someone that favor.
That's what I thought.
Not the boy picking on my son, I mean my son.
-I'm asking you to sit down. -Don't tell me to sit down!
-in their house or the factory. -Treasure maps?
Did I not mention that? I should've mentioned that.
-2,135, for the record. -Thanks.
That's a good thing.
You don't just talk to Billy Jay, you need an in.
And the ceremony was lovely.
ANNOUNCER (over P.A.): Attention, ladies.
And of course, there's Father O'Brien.
(people gasping)
His eye for the ladies. Hmm? (clicks tongue)
ANNOUNCER: Husbands, a new waiting lounge has opened up