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Oh, crap.
and all we've got is three words.
And in an even weirder way, I want you guys to be my dads.
Oh, my God, I love your earrings.
the love of my life?
My friend in the Organized Crime division
But they're not choking. They're experiencing airway trauma.
Now, the "he" could be a part of a "the"
like a lady in high heels stepping on a businessman.
What the hell did you just say?
Organized Crime is hunting for Murphy,
Observe.
with Nikki, for you, under the name
Oh, that's a story for next time.
where you can stand upright during the day.
- Hello, Captain. - And... you're both dead.
So he's a great teacher. But I will say this.
We'll take shifts staying with Kevin.
There was a movie about a mandolin,
We need to get you to safety. Your life is in danger.
Yeah, next thing, you're going to say you'd wished
Say good-bye to your one hour of open window time.
Don't be stupid.
Getting shot. Have you seen what a bullet
I just couldn't stand to see you two fall apart.
No, those shall haunt us for always.
Ooh, Terry's grandma got really sick
You put my husband at risk, and for what?
Smart. How many shreds are we talking?
That's a funny story, for next time.
then Charles and Eleanor, Hitchcock and Brandi,
before he checks on any of the security feeds.
Well then, we are in disagreement.
You're in the safe house now, so I'll need your phone.
[metal clatters]
Oh, yes, people.
It will make all the difference.
You should be.
[click]
There was a movie about a rat who cooks And you kept it from me?
- Pizza bagels? Pizza rolls? - No. No.
- Set in Greece. - Oh, my God.
- There's a whole plane full of convicts. - Nope.
Might as well have spit in my face.