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All your ADHD Is now mine
Don't be fooled, Chidi. Kamilah is a charlatan.
I'm glad my mom has changed,
'cause I don't know what I want.
- I'm nine. - Cool.
Not that I'd expect you to understand,
and you clearly didn't get that from me,
and I hide it away, just in case everything blows up
I get it. You're running a scam.
Sorry to burst your bubble, but that's the deal.
Wow.
right after I finish this awesome drink.
and I want to make this place great for her.
Let's face it...
You're not my real manager
of Shellstrop mother-daughter crappiness.
I was wrong.
No, Diana's very nice to me.
under my acrylic nails.
but sometimes I sneak a little bit of cash out of his wallet,
It stands to reason that the same would be true for her.
because that would quench your creative thirst.
I don't love it so much.
She used to put, like, 50 things in a shopping cart,
we're playing tonsil tennis on a broken toilet
Look, I know this is a lot to take in,
Tahani, what are you doing? Stop it.
Well, on Tuesday nights, I do restorative yoga
I promise.
Fine. New plan.
Set up a college fund, buy her a crib...
I don't care. I'm gonna prove it.
Oh, baby.