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Even when I'm perfect, he talks to me like I'm an idiot.
(Sighs)
- That's not what I said. - Well, what are you saying?
Today's about you, okay?
No, definitely not.
(Tape rewinding)
I was making a totally stupid joke.
(Tape rewinding)
- Maybe sometimes it's healthier. - I'm not giving up on us. I won't.
What's offensive is you keep choosing to ignore...
♪ I know, I know the sirens sound ♪
All I'm saying is, I don't think that I want what I wanted anymore.
She thinks your husband walks on water.
We should... probably not do this.
- No, no. No, no, no, no. - No, no, no!
The way that you're speaking to me right now,
There's no filter. There's no time to even...
Pupils are asymmetric. We need to establish an airway.
It's nothing. It was just an accident at home.
(Clicks tongue)
(Sobs)
No! No, no, no, no. I-I didn't mean...
When I let myself just be with you...
Throw pillows, obviously.
You know, I watch football on Sundays.
- (Whimpers) No, no, no, no! - Okay. Here we go.
(Tape rewinding)
Well, that is your choice and not mine,
'Cause I was dying, Jackson!
I was just marking her face for surgery.
It looks like a lovely wedding.
and, of course, there's a solid post-nuptial agreement in place.
I have an hour until my I&D case.
You didn't ask her, did you?
Probably not... not a good idea.
(Voice breaking) I had a life before this!
I'm not gonna turn into this churchgoing guy.
No. Do not say that.
but we're having two different conversations
Absolutely.
Well, I didn't say that.
- Okay. - Mmhmm?
No, I'm not getting divorced, Jackson, okay?
and then things happened.
- (Tape rewinding) - Okay, let's push 10 of morphine.
What are you... what are you, pregnant? (Chuckles)
- Your plane's leaving. - What?
And we will apologize for that. Sincerely, okay?
Oh, my God. They gave us so many fortune cookies.
Yes.
Where are we gonna live?
I'm from Ohio,
Who's next?
I'm not. (Chuckles)
just to make sure that it wouldn't...