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I hear ya, Der...
You could be one of those foreign guys who always calls me up
Sorry, Har.
I got accepted to Arizona State.
all I saw was the toothbrush. So maybe I took...
(MUMBLES)
Oh, my God!
God, shut up! (BEEPS)
(BREATHES DEEPLY)
So that gives us...
Nerd! Nerd! Nerd!
Oh, no, you can't tiptoe past a blindy.
Poor Isla....
Uh oh stinky I just farted!
I want them dead, now! Now! Do you hear me?
Our word is our bond.
(SOFTLY) We better tiptoe past him.
DR. MELDMANN: Gentlemen.
Wait a minute.
Guys?
WE'RE SORRY ABOUT THE CONFUSION
Wow, look at all the brains.
Come on, let's get in line.
Harry, Lloyd.
BOTH: Show us your tits!
You're not kidding.
No,no,no, it's okay, Siskel.
Yeah. I tracked her down through this adoption search site.
What is it?
You hear that, Har? A little girl.
(GRUNTING)
who I have not seen in 22 years,
it was the first day of spring,
1991.
I think she can do better.
(YELLING) Got ya!
But there are no Felchers here.
(SIGHS)
Wow.
(CHUCKLES) Good thing you're loud.
Now he thinks we're doctors.
Did you hide them inside this turkey?
I 9dr you so good!
(CHUCKLING) Look who's talking!
I never needed a kidney!
Why don't you roll me inside?
Talk about snail mail. (CHUCKLES)
i forgot
The chick from Cranston?
I'm way too flu-ey to travel.
(SPEAKING CANTONESE)
Professor Garabedian's KEN talk is about to begin.
Really? How? Mmm-hmm.
On the radio?
(VOICE BREAKING) Just hang on. Don't go anywhere.
What?
(GRUNTS) (LAUGHS)
BUS DRIVER: Hey, guys!
The first number is 44. The next is 2.
what did bray simpaya used to say? it should've been my recommendation.
I'm Fraida. LLOYD: Oh.
and personally give it to the head of the conference, Dr. Walcott,
(COUGHS) Hey, fellas!
How am I supposed to find the man in this throng
What were you thinking, Lloyd?
But don'tjudge me till you see this.
(LAUGHING)
Mmm.
All this means is that your real parents are out there somewhere.
Oh, it's only a couple of sentences on the last day,
LLOYD: Hey, wait a minute!
But that was a couple of years ago.
right down that hill over there.
put some pants on! (CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLING) Awesome!
Yours are super tangy.
Jim Carrey when he sees his daughter playing Mario
(BLOWS RASPBERRY) Out the window!
Cheers!
(WHISPERING) Shh. Don't wake him up! I know.
(STAMMERS) Hello?
No, Harry, she isn't. Mmm-mmm.
You're In Good Hands Here... So...
Yeah, right.
TRAVIS: Nobody?
So, where are the rocks?
No, under the blanket. Oh.
It's my dead dad.
Take care, buddy.
This device will show us what he's thinking
It's a silent
The word is pronounced "subtle," Harry.
You're blinding me with science!
Oh!
So I've been practicing all afternoon.
Why did you name him Butthole? Oh.
She worked at the funeral parlor where they buried Pee-Stain.
You're the one who sold him the motorcycle.
Hi, barkeep.
(SIGHS)
(GRUNTS) (LAUGHS)
(ALL GASP)
PINCHELOW: I must tell you, Harry,
Okay, Lloyd,
go! (ALL SCREAM)
creative concepts andideas
Oh, look! Barbara Hershey Highway. (CHUCKLES)
(BOTH CHUCKLING)
What? Am I right?
Because of this.
Think of a pleasant memory from your childhood. (BEEPS)
No, but I tried ostrich once.
Wait, Lloyd. I think he might be hurt.
It's kind of a medical
and we were told this is where she lives.
I mean, you know, like...
(CHUCKLES)
Come on, come on, come on! Spit it out!
Great. We have a seat saved for you in the front row.
but somehow they turned the tables on him.
But it cures cancer.
How would you like to come with us
If I hadn't sold that crotch rocket to Pee-Stain,
What have I done?
James boned.
When somebody comes to your door at 3:00 a.m.,
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Interesting.
(CROWD LAUGHS)
They do that a lot.
BARBARA: Have you found Dr. Pinchelow yet?
just to go back into one
Okay!
I'll lend you a car.
(SCOFFS)
sue mcknight and tenae toyne. jo king and lisa smith.
That's good. Sorry.
No.
That's it.
(CLICKS)
Boyfriend trouble?
(WHISPERING) Give it to me.
(HUFFS)
Ah.
Must be Cajun style.