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Dr. Pinchelow is coming.
Hey, where's my dad?
The person who gets the most nuts wins.
Huh?
(TIRES SQUEAL)
(GROANS)
Or, we could suck it up,
Maybe I couldn't afford to send her to the best public schools,
No, not really.
not so great
But what if I go like this?
where we can all meet.
That's insane!
Holy crap!
but it's a little late for that.
You're really here! I'm Dr. Meldmann.
(CELL PHONE BEEPS)
toxic cheryl de coursey was boiiiuppwoohurity bohpa's bohpa bohilpiie bopwliesh the bohoulliant bowper's bohoouooierppeirriioubutweouedowedyououpering wasen't she? she was! and to this day she still is!
Okay, Okay-
and all saveddro had to validate that opinion was this letter given to him through the drc: ns through dni we've seen this is your first warning please don't let it happen again. yours sincerly the drc. and yeesha screamed when she saw it and ran straight into sirrus and achenar's arms.
on. (CHUCKLES)
Oh, you should have seen the look on your face!
All right, all right, all right. Aw.
but when you got it on a straightaway...
toto
It's the least he can do.
Come on, Lloyd, you gotta get over her!
When your Tami date Meets you in person
Wow.
Best day ever. Greatest day of my life, really.
Lloyd, there's something...
I can't hear you, you're breaking up.
Wait, are you sure that it's okay for birds to be eating Pop Rocks?
It's so nice to meet you!
MRS. SNERGLE: Oh, thank God you're here.
How could either of you have possibly thought
Andre’s Response To Me....
(SCOFFS) That little hottie must have given us a fake name.
who's gonna save your life.
Two gentlemen traveling together.
you gotta know when to quit!
A few months ago, I was changing your diaper before bedtime
What was that for?
but there's a drawing board you should be getting back to.
Then it's done.
I know how to get stuff done!
An invention that ends world hunger.
Jim Carrey to his daughter about Mario
Oh, me, too.
I made him a sweet deal.
To what do we owe the honor at this late hour, gentlemen?
So?
It's okay, Lloyd.
I like it a lot.
What?
Just relax. We can overnight it to her.
They threw me out of the house.
(YELLS)
Mikey?
BOTH: Booga! (SCREAMING)
Hey, wait a second.
Those are rivers.
Nerd! Nerd! Nerd! (CROWD MUMBLING)
Let me see your purty teeth!
Penny?
...until he can meet up with us.
I want you to take all the diamonds with you when you go.
Bush club!
Oh, my goodness, it is you!
and the gravitational lensing of background radiation.
They're blinding me with science
tong “me, no see.
Wow.
Come on, bring it in!
What the hell happened?
she'll think I'm an idiot.
Roger that.
(MOANS)
I've known about this for a while,
Amy has short orange hair and her hairstyle slightly differs between Rock Band and Rock Band 2.
I mean, you'd think it would be bad for their teeth.
I don't know if I told you this, Har,
But what about theinvenfion?
She flew out this morning to El Paso.
the windshield wipers,
But we're straight.
emergency that we find her.
Would you, by any chance, have time this evening
Hi!
Oh, and we brought your box. You left it at the house, you stupid idiot.
That thing's really taken root!
No!
Yeah. Those things are rat ladders.
And I got this pork chop.
You said 31.
I'm supposed to be giving a big speech for my dad any minute.
(MOANS)
Sol laid a little trap, and lo and behold, you took the bait
I wrote her a letter.
So you can cross that one off your bucket list!
That way we have a few extra days to ourselves,
flghtabove her bikini line.
but this is your dad.
His words.
(ALL SCREAMING)
That's commitment! Yeah.
Oh, it's not ours. Somebody abandoned it in front of our place.
and take the billion-dollar box.
(GRUNTING)
They're not gonna mess with a 30-pound alley cat.
on, oh. (GROANS) on! on, oh. on.
31.31,1,1,1! 2,2,2!
One of the long ones.
I appreciate your concern, Adele,
You could have fooled us.
Are you smiling at me? Are you smiling at me?
(BRAKES SCREECH)
pick ourselves up by our bootstraps
Funny you should ask.
You better come in.
Okay, what is it?
So how are we gonna do this?
"all the rest I can't remember."
to find her. Let's call her.
Oh, there's gonna be plenty of time for that.
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
Besides, she's married.
Is she there?
BARBARA: Oh, you're a leg-puller!
Bon appétit, kid!
(SIGHS)
Me? You had it.
There are no exceptions.
It's Bernard.
Wow.
Ni hao.
He won't let anything happen to the box.
Place looks smaller than I remember.
(CHUCKLING) Yeah, really.
What did they say in Jerry Maguire?
Yeah! Me, too.
.
I'm not here to turn you in.
I just wrote him a note, left some food
That's fantastic!
Here we are.
meet him at the door in a hurry.
(LAUGHING)
That Dr. Pinchelow is certainly a fascinating character.
(FIRECRACKERS BURSTING)
That is a good one.
HARRY'S MOM: Harry, Harry.
(CHUCKLES) Yeah, why not?
The point is that there's no more hunger.
Put the gun down! Freeze!
I think so.
(CHUCKLES)
When her mother tried to get in touch with her,
Yeah, doctor of doing the laundry, maybe.
So how are those things working?
(BOTH SCREAMING)
(DOORBELL DINGING RAPIDLY)
There's no lawsuit against that.
I want you to bone her like a chicken cutlet.
Oh, yeah. Let's go buy some smart stuff.
Hey,Penny!
(SIGHS)
You're not gonna marry. Why not?
Sorry, no girls allowed.
(MAKES CREAKING NOISES)
My bike for his helmet, straight up.
(BOTH LAUGHING LOUDLY) Because they laugh so damn hard.
God, and you're okay!
(CHUCKLING) That thing was a rocket.
Um, Titanic?
'Got it!
Yeah. Sounds like he wrote the rulebook.
Pardon me for bringing this up, but I don't give a shit!
The one with the kidneys.