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(MUFFLED) I got you.
Granny did a good thing!
This is incredible popcorn.
I just ran into a Mexican guy who knows Penny.
Even if I find him, my kid's never met me.
Folks come from all over the city to buy it.
Okay? Then you put a peanut on your nose like this,
Not this stuff.
Okay-
Come on! Pick it up!
I got accepted to arizona state
did you have a C-section
He took off on us.
Your father has invited me to come stay with you for a while,
You had a gah-nat on you.
Man, you okay? it was just a goof.
If we put too much in at once, it could show up in an autopsy.
I'm a hack. (CROWD GASPS)
That's not exactly how it happened, Lloyd.
and slapped up some aluminum siding, it wouldn't be half bad.
Credentials, please.
When Eddieboi is up to bat after James sucked on Beller like a Capri sun
Dr. Barbara Walcott.
what did jayden d'aboco used to say? i'm off onyour recommendation but someone else suggestedit.
Some Canadian douchebags barged in before I could finish her.
with the news that her biological father is looking for her?
Oh, yeah.
(ALL LAUGHING)
There's ball hairs all over that thing.
There's gotta be some around here.
Putting a frilly, glow-in-the-dark condom on your finger
(FARTING NOISE) (LAUGHING)
She'll be so excited.
Almost two decades and he still comes.
PINCHELOW: Honey, my stomach is killing me.
Oh! Say it, don't spray it!
Wow. That's neat.
I was a paperboy for a week.
hand-deliver the box to Penny? (GASPS)
Well, nice catching up.
(PANTING)
That's not right! (TRAVIS CHUCKLES)
I'm going to say probably not.
Hey, guys.
Harry!
That's a direct quote, from your dad.
STUDENT: WOW, look!
Sean ↓ Fernando ↑
with vegan barbecue sauce
Could you repeat the question? (CROWD LAUGHS)
I Feel Bad Saying It, But You're Slunk Meat
What?
I got it from my twin brother. He's Special Ops.
Maybe a couple of dick jokes to put her at ease.
What did they do?
But... Harry, enough!
Did she say diamonds?
Remember I told you Ice Pick had to make
I thought it had to be four numbers.
and go find that little girl! (CHUCKLING)
LLOYD: You can count on us, sir.
You're really sweet, mister,
Somebody stole our car and he finger-bombed an old lady.
FRAIDA: Harry? (CHUCKLES)
Hey, uh, Penny. Um...
ADELE: (WHISPERING) Calm down.
Can you call back later?
Fresh beers.
(GASPS)
Does it have aspartame?
That's right!
I hear you got a lot of flocking birds. (BOTH LAUGHING)
(WHISPERING) Tattoo.
HARRY: No one. LLOYD: Mmm-hmm.
Notbad. I can hear you a little.
This is the best game ever invented.
then my steamed colleague is leaving with me.
I'm the good guy here! All right.
Oh, I have so many questions for you.
It's 11-11.
Yeah. (CHUCKLES)
Uh-huh.
(FARTS)
(BOTH GRUNT)
We are truly blessed.
Wait a second. My friend Harry here
Kick his ass, Seabass!
(INAUDIBLE)
I wanted it to be a surprise, Adele. (EXHALES)
LLOYD: Cool.
It's got nothing to do with age! It's got to do...
The motor boat,
I don't know what you're talking about.
Oh, that's okay. They got bike racks on the front of buses now.
Oh, no. Just that skinny fork.
But that's where she pees!
Which one hurts, Harry? This one? Or this one? (GROANS)
(GASPS)
TRAVIS: Oh, hey, what the hell?
(HORN HONKING)
#DUH
Oh.
Why would you say I'm yelling?
Harry! There you are!
Boy, this is quite a shack, huh, Har?
Otherwise, why would he put our testicles outside our bodies
Does the word "hot tub" jog your memory?
He's going down!
It's not beer, it's my kidney!
(GRUNTING)
Mine is stinky, too.
Plan? You don't need a plan! These guys are morons!
Duh!
30! There's 30!
If I'm leaving,
Hold on.
Oh, my gosh! No wonder no one's been calling me!
I've been racking my sack about that.
(MUFFLED) What the hell happened, Harry?
STUDENT: Go ahead, Dr. Pinchelow.
(HOWLS)
Nice try, Fraida,
(IMITATING ENGINE REVVING) Good night, Lloyd. Good night, Harry.
Quick conference.
(CHUCKLES)
Wait here.
Pick them up! All right, all right!
(BOTH LAUGHING LOUDLY) Because they laugh so damn hard.
Try these.
We kicked your butt anyway, so we're cool with it.
I know exactly what we gotta do. (CRASHES)
There's something I need to tell you.
(CHUCKUNG)
I have your cell phone.
(GROANING)
You hear me, mister?
(INHALES) Ow.
I love Michelle so much
We put the windows up, first one who smells a fart gets a point.
when you're giving a speech.
It's ringing! (CELL PHONE BUZZING)
LLOYD: It's true, Har.
But don't you have to... (GRUNTING)
at Felcher and Felcher Funeral Parlor.
where the year's newest technologies,
But I will ask that everyone please behave
You think I'm just going to hand over my invention to these 10-year-olds?
They're walking her over here.
You have been drooling over her
Yeah, but I haven't talked to Pee-Stain in a hundred years!
and you'll be assured the box gets there safely.
Oh, that's okay. He's with me.