Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Good to have you here. That was great, and you're...
Well, if that's the way you feel, I'll stay.
You still going out with that guy from the pager store?
People eat that garbage up.
No, that's not true. What about that movie you did last summer?
You still, um... How's your wife?
Don't do anything strenuous tonight. Don't hit the clubs.
Chewbacca, may I speak to Tracy, please?
I walk around my house naked to remind my oldest son who's got the biggest dingdong.
- Cookie in the middle of the day? - I gave blood.
I'll be right here. Look at this maze. it's so easy.
After the way Jack treated me today, I can't work here any more.
How's this for an opening line? "When I first met Jack Welch,
Well, I'm the one that always has to clean up the mess afterwards.
- Oh, hi, Conan, how are you? - Good.
He was standing right next to it!
Tracy was acting old-school bananas.
- So, is he dangerous? - No, he should be fine,
- Don't do that. - Pants on! Pants on!
on average, earn 17% more than their bald counterparts?