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Hey, guys.
every year till the war on terror is won.
All right, all right, all right.
What's a funny little quip I could open with?
Come on, you go in here and out there.
- When we what? - When we have kids, dummy. Come on.
- OK, not that. - You got anything about being a dad?
it's my chance to redeem myself with mainstream America.
You black Irish bastard
I will tell him that you are in a feature film called "The Rur Jur."
Kenneth, I need you to go to Rite Drug, 46th and 8th.
No!
- Did you call Dr. Spaceman? - Yeah, I did.
because he squeezes the sweetest juice out of his workers' mind grapes."
But here's what I want you to do.
I was pooping in the ladies' room at the Ivy...
"It's pronounced Nought Spa-see-feed."
See you tomorrow, Mr O'Brien.
Give me that.
I don't know, Jack. He's kind of a loose cannon,
That's right.
Or you may know him from his last appearance on this show,
Who, Dennis? Yeah.
including "President Homeboy" and "Honky Grandma Be Trippin'. "
You're a weird guy, Kenneth.
Take the Blue Man! I don't want the Blue Man!
"Rural Juror," apple 3, take one. Mark.
- Hey, you did good, kid. - You don't see that every day. Tracy Jordan.
So, be honest with me. What did Jack say?