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he said I didn't need to get the... surgery.
(theme music continuing)
-Who? -Jeff: Marty Funkhouser's daughter
-We're gettin' it down. Yeah. -Fast learner.
I might actually open
Yeah. It's a spite store.
And while Larry was the first to open a spite store,
Pull up a chair.
If he was a little darker, maybe.
Will: You know, like, things you've said,
(squawks)
How's your, uh, coffee shop doing?
you know, follow in the Funkhouser tradition of penises.
Bastards.
and, uh, we had a date last night.
Thank you, really. Terrific. I can't wait to start.
You know, a lot of people are gonna say to me,
Big.
-Speaking of Joey. -Yeah.
-(fireman clears throat) -Larry: Where...
but you gave yourself quite a large penis there.
What do you mean, your store?
You can't just show up. You gotta flash that motherfucker at the door.
I'm the baby? You're the one going around town getting a bunch of opinions!
It's a hypothetical. It's just a hypothetical.
What's going on over here?
two similar stores right next to each other,
Okay, then we'll get you on crutches.
-Yeah. Yeah. -I can only imagine.
-How we doing, Larry? -Pretty good. Pretty good. Oh, my God.
Thank you.
he would always grab my hand, and ask me what it meant...
People don't tie robes properly.
-Thanks for having us. -Larry: I'll get that watch fixed.
Are you... Latte Larry?
You're tremendous. This is maybe
-Right? It's supposed to be moist. -Yeah.
-Joey: That's it? -Leon: Oh, the big moment. Yes, indeed.
Mankiewicz: What started off with spite
Yeah, why? You know him?
Mad? I'm not mad. I'm just--
It's a little bit out of my, uh, prince range, you know, right now.
Here's the deal.
Enjoy your coffee.
You know why? Because that's what spite houses are for!
-I knocked over some beans in the storeroom. -Oh.
Do you at least have it, then, if you didn't get it fixed?
-Really? -Yeah.
Mocha Joe: I'm glad you're here.
-Okay. -Larry: I'll be here.
-Do you have officers? -Fuck, yeah, we do.
(horn blares)
-I can't wait for you to try it. -(laughing): Okay.
Get this, Larry.
-Larry: A little baby boy. How about that? -Susie: Oh, so cute! Yeah.
♪ ♪
Sorry about your place.
-Sorry. -This is my grandfather's watch. I can't replace this.
Everybody in the big johnson community knows that.
And then I pull in here, and I see the fire truck.