Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

The idea of a spite store's such a brilliant idea.
-Mila Kunis! -These stupid spite stores.
You don't wanna make her cry,
or you can, um, have 'em come to your home.
-All right, well, maybe even, uh, maybe even tomorrow. -Perfect.
Yeah. Any minute.
'Cause that handicapped placard, that was fantastic.
and that area will heal itself.
I know, but what you could have said,
You sicken me! I'm leaving.
Okay, while here in my head,
-Woo! Whoa! -Okay.
Well, I don't-- I don't do that, Larry.
Frank: You watch, uh, Channel 5 news?
-So what changed? -What changed was I had seen Latte Larry's.
-it's this guy. He's great. -Tara: Oh, good.
She's been asking about you. Everything's fine.
-(fire truck honks) -Oh. Oh, really?
What if I got a...
-Yeah. See? -Well, what happens if I get caught?
-You sure? -K.L. Jeweler, yeah.
I don't know what you're talking about.
(lively chattering continuing)
Oh, okay. So we're cool, then?
-How you doin'? Hi. -Will.
Larry: Yeah. Very cute.
And all of a sudden, he gets beep panic,
Yeah. Good. You know,
where's the, uh, the tip jar?
Hi. How's it going?
Hey, Larry. We're having a party.
I'm, I'm about to shave.
Uh... (clears throat)
You think this dipshit knows a better watch repairman
It's so big there's no way he can fit in underwear.
Yeah, my brother-in-law owns a place on Pico.
-You sure you got enough? -Oh, no, we have tons of ginger ale.
it hit some papers, turned on,
Yeah, that's to prevent the table from wobbling.
-Mark Fuller. -Yeah.
-I gotta find a jeweler. -Oh, jeez.
-(whistling continues) -(siren blaring)
Hey! Let's get a ladder up and ventilate the roof.
Who's the president?
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'Cause they always end poorly.
Oh, I will have a cappuccino to go, please.
I'm gonna sue you for everything you got.
Coffee's a diuretic, and you don't have toilets?
I would imagine you might prefer it to be a little darker,
No. No patient.
You know, if you want to fix this thing once and for all, you need surgery.
-Larry. -Mila?
-Will: Yeah? -Yeah.
You are gonna tell the other doctor about me.
-It's right there. -Yeah.
We'll let the judge decide! You hear me?
-Oh, thank you. -Thank you.
I want living next door to me.
-Oh, yeah? -The only question I have is,
you rinse the blade, and then you turn the water off.
Yeah, well... Sorry, I'm just like--
-It's good. -It's good.