Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

and all of a sudden you jump out. Aah!
Is 50% off a new car is a good deal for a 5 year old car with 60,000 miles?
-Oh, really? You're selling it? -Yeah.
-What do you know? -Unbelievable!
(flames roaring)
and now he's got a gun to your head.
So they're probably gonna investigate you.
-Oh! -I'm so sorry.
Do you have wobbly tables?
-No tipping? -No, that's, that's demeaning.
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I would go to like, a meeting, and I was, like, five minutes late.
-Hey. Uh, any of you guys know... -Yeah.
-How's it going? -Not terrible.
-Just getting out of surgery? -Consultation, actually.
I knew that big penis was nothing but trouble.
Yeah. Um...
He's not used to moving around with it.
that was a bit disrespectful that I'm looking at taking out.
-(horn blaring) -(inaudible)
-What? -A lot of names to pick, but--
-No. No idea. -Ah, uh-huh.
According to this doctor, uh...
-Larry: Aah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. -Seiderman: It hurts right there?
It was an accident, all right? Did he feel bad about it?
-Come on, I said I'll get the surgery. -No!
(door closes)
-Oh. Surprising. -Mm.
-proud to be black, too. -Oh, of course--
-Ah. Look at that, see? -Ah. (laughs)
You're gonna have some dead people.
All right. Joey will take it from here.
What are you doing here, Larry? Gettin' a third opinion?
For 50 bucks you're going in the bushes?
Look, this pocket square you got going, there,
No, not in the least.
-Seiderman: I know who it is. Yeah. -Larry: Oh.
-Country club shit right here. -Yeah.
Okay? And you'll regret it!
We meet once a month. We talk about the pitfalls of having a big-ass johnson.
-All right, that'll be $10. -Yeah.
-Yeah, of course. Come on. -Yeah, that'd be great.
She's completely normal, but she just doesn't seem to remember... me,
-Thank you, Jeff. Thank you. -Thank you.
-And cinch that robe, Joey. -Okay, Larry.
What color is the guy holding the gun?
Okay, let's do the surgery.
-He's a shanda for the bald. -He's a shanda for the bald.
Why would you wanna do that?
Gotta break a couple watches to...
-I'm Will Cooper. -You're the husband. Come.
-Ow. Aah. -Oh.
and it got caught in my throat.
Let's say you had a bet with a friend.
Excuse me, sir. You can't be this close. It's not safe.
Yeah. He gave himself a giant penis.
Everybody in the big johnson community knows that.
Okay.
you'd need the hot water with the shaving.
because it's way too big, and he can't handle it.
How you, uh, doing? What's going on?
What happened to this watch?
(chuckles) There's the water police.
Larry: Look at this. Disrespecting the drought again.
I've tried, but, you know,
Okay, I won't scare her.
-Joey: Oh, the scones? -Alice: The scone. Is it good?
big pregnant woman walking down the street--