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-I'll see you around. -Oh, great.
How'd you get to Buck from Larry?
-We needed coffee. -Oh, oh.
Some asshole didn't respect the siren.
Yikes.
I kind of talked Larry into putting up "no lamping" signs
-(laughs) Please. -Come on in.
What do you think, like, ten years down the road he's gonna go,
Does all the time you're spending here
-The knee. -Yeah?
So she suffered memory loss from the choking on the scone?
to get a macaw, or a hummingbird nester.
So you're walking down the street with Will,
-Ah, all right. Yeah. -That's so nice.
Uh, I just saw Joey Funkhouser's new penis.
-Do you want it lighter or darker? -(stammers): I...
You guys make me sick!
You see a pregnant woman who, uh--
-Yeah, can you go, please? -You need to get out.
And, uh, the ladies, they, they hang from a bar.
Oh, boy. This, this is a big moment.
would you get out of the coffee business?
-I'm sorry? -Larry: You know. The tone?
This was a gray hair. It wasn't my hair.
Fifty percent goes to that penis.
just the way you like it-- extra hot and sweet.
'cause I had a bite of his scone, it was like, crumbly and dry,
Uncle Freddy, the Robust, uh, Select,
You can't just fling one side over the other.
That's right, the co-creator of Seinfeld
-I don't feel-- -I'm not wrong.
I just wish we would have gotten here sooner.
I'm gonna sue you.
-Tara: Oh, thank you. -What's his name?
-Jeff: Okay. -Susie: Yeah, thank you.
Sure.
and you knocked it over with your big penis.
-All right. Yeah. -You came in here. What's up?
We're getting ginger ales.
all over the fuckin' place. People would stay too fucking long.
Say somebody put a gun to your head.
-Are you in line for coffee? -Oh. N-No. No.
But Larry David has chosen a different path.
It's become the place
When I get through with you, you'll be broke!
-Yeah. -What are you doing?
-Aah, that's plenty. Yeah. -Right there. Okay.
-No worries. And listen, Joey... -Yeah.
Then after about two months of intensive everyday rehab,
You know a better guy than that?
Larry: But maybe this would be a good thing for Joey,
(scoffs) Unbelievable, huh?
-Why? -Just to see...
(fire truck horn honks)