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-Oh, we're having one next week, too. -That's right.
-Not your hair? -No.
Uh, Dr. Fuller.
-Hey. -Hey.
I'm gonna open a spite deli.
I mean, well, I, I hadn't thought about it,
he's since started a trend here in Hollywood,
Oh, I'm just waiting for it to get hot.
-Gone now. -Gone now, huh?
-Hey, hey, hey, hey. -Hey.
It's customary when people have a party
(horn blaring)
-(chuckles) -(water running)
some ibuprofen. Uh, I'd put you on a PT course.
-Joey? -Mm?
-You know that's never happening. -Yeah.
No surgery.
with maybe a little tear--
Hill: So, you know, I used to go to Irv's Deli,
He turned and the robe opened up.
went with you in the first place.
How are you getting in the big johnson community
I'm the Larry you've heard so much about.
-Who cares what shade? -Yeah.
Okay, I guess I heard what you said.
-Ben. -Dr. Fuller.
-You think I'm gonna turn down a Funkhouser? -Larry!
-What did you do? -I didn't do anything.
Careful. Uh...
-Tara: It's so nice to finally meet you. -Hi.
Yeah, but it's hypothetical. See if you can induce labor.
He's the best in the business!
All: Hey!
-We'll be in touch about the store. -Yeah. I'll call--
When your Landlord is asked about your complaints history
No. Sorry. I'm just here for spite.
-What shade? What shade?" -Get away from me!
-No, it isn't actually. -But--
-Did you see the balls? -No.
And the tables that didn't wobble.
-So you have a preference. -But I had a gun to my head.
Mocha Joe: What?
You do have a tear in the meniscus.
Yeah. I already did.
get some more hoses in there, but...
Hey!
-You're kidding me. -No.
We did the best we could.
You didn't have a gun to your head.
A little-- A little light for a Kwame, no?
-Thank you. Nice to meet you. -Yeah. Thank you so much.
What a relief. I just was led to believe that I--
-Yeah. -Okay.
I mean, we love it. We really do.
Here, this is a hyacinth macaw, from Brazil.
Why is someone holding a gun to my head and asking me
I was wronged. I was mistreated.
-Like, it's not a frequent thing. -Yeah, no.
You did so many stupid things, it looks like arson.
Larry.
-I've had no complaints about it. No complaints. -No complaints.
-Accidents happen. Hey! -Yeah.
know how to handle a big cock.
Sorry, we haven't met, have we?
Any idea what happened to it?
-(loud squawk) -(screams): Shut up!
-Okay, thanks for coming. -Will: Thank you very much for your hospitality.
-Larry, uh, drove me. -Oh.
Great news.
Any idea how this started?
PT. Some massage. Yeah.
I think some rest, some ice,
This is Ray's Exotic Birds,