Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Will: I'm proud to be black. I think you'd be
-All because of me? -All because of you.
-show him how to charge the, uh, the self-heating cups. -Leon: Yes, indeed.
Accidents happen, you know?
-(laughs) -...he could get out of business.
-Enjoy your big penis. -(laughs): I am.
(indistinct chattering)
I opened up this store because of you.
-Sure. -Anyway, you're terrific. Congratulations.
-Don't be like what? -He's getting around great. He's happy.
Completely taken with the penis that I didn't get to, you know,
And like, like, race is always gonna be an issue.
what somebody else might have to say about it.
I hope-- (stammers): I... I never want to blame hormones,
Fireman: Get a line on that fire!
I went in, I bought a watch.
-Mm. -Yeah.
Oh. That's good.
And I'm on a kind of slow burn,
at this Mocha Joe's, and, Josh,
Win some award or something, you know?
That's what I think happened.
To be honest, I always tell people
They're behind the Purell!
-See you later. Okay. -You're killing it here.
You rinse it out, you turn it off.
I cannot stock up enough ginger ale. I love ginger ale.
A baby should come
You ever think that maybe the problem is,
You'll get no surgery from me.
And, uh, I wish you and your knee all the best.
No, no, no. I saw it in the bathroom.
Well, I just moved in the neighborhood, so...
No, we haven't.
-and the lawsuit settlements-- -Larry: Hey, you know what?
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And that got me out of the lawsuit, the whole thing.
So just the PT, yeah?
Right, right. You're 100 percent right. I'm sorry.
-Larry: Huh. -But, I guess like, darker, I guess.
-Okay. -(phone chimes)
I try and go off the watch. I forget,
but you said you'd prefer him to be darker.
-No. -(chuckles)
Hey, if you told me you didn't like my jacket or something,
-Yes! -Oh.
so I can avoid asshole neighbors.
(water running)
Oh, no. No tip jar.
I am the listing agent of the house next to yours.
Look, I don't have a big penis,
I'll call you, and you just let me know
I couldn't get it fixed. Look.
-...if you ever knock anything over again with your penis... -Yeah.
-Have a seat. -Here?
Larry: No! I didn't do anything!
(stammers): Don't... don't be mad. Come on.
-Why do I need to hear that? -Yeah, you don't wanna hear that.
Joey.
Where are my manners?
-(siren wailing, horn blares) -Yeah, uh-huh.