Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

All right. Here's how you save water when you shave.
Yeah, for a little bit, and...
-Now we're gonna bend it. -Anyway, the guy in the motorized wheelchair,
You've tried it out on some dames?
-(pillow thumps) -Oh, fuck. Okay.
(siren wailing)
-I'm so sorry. -I should've never trusted you with this,
-That's your fault. -I'll take 50 percent of the blame.
K.L. Jewelers fucked me over.
I drive by there every day. I can just bring it in.
-Do you mind if I, I give it a squeeze? -No, please.
-Oh, you did? -Yeah.
I don't have a preference,
We're Having A Baby Boy! I Think It's Going To Be A Baby girl!
Enjoy the coffee.
-(Larry groaning) -(Alice choking)
-(online discourse) -(screams) shut up
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Hi. Alice, right?
Okay, so here's the bottom line with your knee. Okay?
Okay. You know, I should buy it myself,
-I don't think you respect the drought. -I do respect the drought.
We've crossed paths a time or two.
And believe me, if anybody can fix it,
turn off the lights, lock the doors.
-I'm assuming that's why you came over, yeah? -Yeah.
What's left for me in Hollywood?
Another siren abuser.
-(birds squawking) -I had always wanted a talking bird.
(continues indistinctly)
Would you like to hold him?
you know?
They don't run into the guy.
We're gonna have a little baby boy.
Okay, I'm sorry.
Abuse that siren all you want. I'm not pulling over.
So I can say, "Yeah. I got a second opinion."
-(exploding) -(glass shattering)
Hey, how 'bout-- I'll get in on the ginger ale.
Nah, it's a long story.
right next door, two, three times a week.
Oh, shoes okay over there?
or maybe you just don't go back to the place.
and this is Sean's.
-Well, I got this watch-- -Yeah.
My, my wife is having a baby.
-What? -I, I gotta go.
It's been rough.
-Jeff: They do not. -They're very cavalier about a robe, you know?
-Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. -Jeff: Wow.
if we can't break the windows to get more hoses in,
-What are we having? What are we having? -We're having a luau.
has transitioned into being a man.
I'll be right back.
-He's absolutely... -Tara: He's so--
-They have the cape, right? -Right.
but we couldn't find them.
-Sorry we're late. -Yeah, that's-- that's on me.
-Yeah? You think? -Yeah. We might as well be outside with a, with a cup.
Like, and then, having a baby is another--
Oh, my God.
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I just turned around, and I, I hit it.
But the guy comes in here,
No. I'm not, I'm not doing the surgery, Larry.
You!
So I walked in, I asked for a refund...
I can't tell you how--