Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What are you doing here? What are you doing here?
No! I'm never coming out!
He's clearly trying to get back at me
It was an honest mistake.
He's coming! Everyone shut up!
(knocking)
and never returning them.
Uh, no. Only the person getting the intervention sits down.
I know.
in St. Cloud's idea of romance is taking me ice fishing.
There is.
Even for a week.
and not sound so creepy.
Hey, Mom.
LILY: That does happen, like Ted.
MARSHALL: Who's "he"?!
he has a kick-ass couch,
If it's "Did somebody put gravel
But my dad is here nannying all the time.
I lent it to you two years ago!
Don't worry, the suction's fine,
BARNEY: Patrice, can you grab my computer from the bedroom?
Bummer, I guess she can't stay with us.
No, you hang up first.
You know, Marshall, you've been in there for a while now.
I'm sorry to be the one to tell you this, but...
(cell phone buzzes)
You have no idea.
Oh, hey, buddy, can we borrow your air mattress?
You sure it isn't my landlady, Mrs. Takahashi?